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Peter we cannot hold the things said by a panicking 6 year old against her.
Amazing Spiderman 428
"Yeah, the page is coming along nicely ... Oh fuck I'm going to draw a kid's underpants and it's too late to redo my figures. Should I draw shorts under her skirt? Nah."
Hi my name is Ozy'mandias, King of Kings and I have two vast and trunkless legs of stone and a frown and wrinkled lip and a lot of people tell me I look like the Younger Memnon (a/n if you don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm a statue but my visage is shattered and lies half sunk on the sand. I’m also a colossal wreck, and I stand in the desert of an antique land where I’ve been for a really long time (I’m ancient). I’m a lifeless thing (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly the passions the sculptor read and stamped on me, which yet survive. I love sculptors and I get all my expressions from there. For example today I was wearing a sneer of cold command and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was standing in the desert. The lone and level sands were boundless and bare, which I was very happy about. A lot of mighty looked upon my works and despaired. I put my middle finger up at them.
See this is why they fight Matt, at least Matt takes them seriously.
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They come to New York and call a guy who was born in Queens a foreigner.
imagine a goat with a hat
STOP-
what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat
What value is there to "our Sea Peoples theories" anyhow. Are we historians? Classicists? This is "men spend most of their time thinking about Imperial Rome" again.
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Happy Moon Landing Day! ❤️👩🚀🌛
One of the challenges in creating a new calendar for one's fantasy setting, at least for me, is that messing with the seven-day week just feels wrong and gross. The length of a month, or the number of months in a year? Absolutely no problem, go wild on those. Not having seven days to a week? Impossible. Selûne bless Ed Greenwood for not having this stupid problem, I wish I had his fortitude.
Do you think the people of Faerun associate extra metals with the extra days they have in their week? Like, the seven classical metals correspond to the days of the week (Gold, Silver, Iron, Mercury, Tin, Copper, Lead), and Faerunians know of at least two more (Mithral and Adamantine) so do you think they'd have a correspondence between metals and days? What would be their tenth metal, platinum?
Now this is an interesting question, as the association of metals with certain days of the week is tied to the celestial bodies within our own crystal sphere, unknown to the people of Realmspace. The celestial objects they would potentially know would be, using the same criteria we did, the Sun, Selune, the Tears of Selune, Anadia, Coliar, Karpri, Chandos, Glyth, Garden, and H'Catha. That does add up to ten, assuming one counts the Tears of Selune as their own thing. However! In addition to the sun and moon, only Anadia, Coliar, Karpri, and Chandos are visible to the naked eye from Toril. So would a ten-metal system become a thing among local alchemists?
I'm sure if you asked Ed he'd have a couple dozen pages on the subject ready to go.
The other planets are known to Faerunian astronomers, though, right? Was this through magical means of interplanetary travel? Do they have telescopes? Detected through gravitational or astrological perturbations?
We also are now aware of more planets and all sorts of dwarf planets within our crystal sphere, but the week was created before that. So the question remains whether or not the tenday would've gained these kinds of planetary associations that would've given each of the days an alchemical significance later.
Not to complicate the wheel further, but we also got to ask where the Realms uses the tenday. The Realms has had things plopped down off the edges of the original maps over the decades. Al-Qadim sits down to the southeast and Kara-Tur is directly east, while Maztica is off the map to the west, across the ocean. The tenday seems to be in use across Faerun, from Icewind Dale to Luiren and from Thaymount to Chult but I know Zakhara doesn't use it and I'll bet $5 that the native Mazticans don't, either.
I like to think there's an Ankh-Morpork show (perhaps a live stage show) that's a combination of Great British Bakeoff and Forged in Fire where they bake dwarf bread and then attack a ballistic dummy with it.
What do you suppose the master does when they're not hassling the Doctor. Like do they have hobbies or is it just full time plotting.
There's a Classic TV story in which the Master has gotten shrunk to a couple of inches tall because he was messing around with his Tissue Compression Eliminator, a weapon he had carried and used since he was introduced, and managed to shrink himself without dying.
So there's at least one hobby of his: Futzing-with.
"chekhov's gun" my ass. he used a phaser.
I was thinking about how Stronginthearm is a common dwarf surname in Discworld, and then I thought "it's as common as 'Smith' in the real world" and then I realised...
Dwarves in Discworld are very literal. A smith would be strong in the arm. Stronginthearm is literally the dwarf equivalent to having the surname Smith.
Burleigh & Stronginthearm is a play on the firearm manufacturers Smith & Wesson. I don't know that Burleigh has anything to do with Wesson, though.
You didn't even check that thing for booby traps. How have you been this big a problem for everyone for twenty years? At least now you'll get out of poor Olga.
I guess when you have the option to respawn every time you die, you get a little less careful about dying.
Sure, her eventual triumph will take longer, but Lucrezia doesn't care - she's either immortal or she's going to be. (She thinks.) It'll just make crushing her enemies that much more satisfying.
Honestly, I'm not even that convinced there are death traps, I just think her taking the controls of the Death Ray will coincide with Vapnoople finding his way to her, and blaming her for it.
I dunno. I think not leaving death traps (or at least very annoying traps to keep her angry and not thinking clearly) for Lucrezia feels out of character for Klaus.
Well, the whole rhythm of the page suggests something big and flashy is going to happen Monday, whether that is the annihilation of Mechanicsburg or a booby trap for Lucrezia.
And Klaus knows that if she destroys Mechanicsburg she will not stop there, so it is likely he has it rigged somehow.
I suppose the cannon could also turn out to have a really long recharge cycle
You didn't even check that thing for booby traps. How have you been this big a problem for everyone for twenty years? At least now you'll get out of poor Olga.
I guess when you have the option to respawn every time you die, you get a little less careful about dying.
Sure, her eventual triumph will take longer, but Lucrezia doesn't care - she's either immortal or she's going to be. (She thinks.) It'll just make crushing her enemies that much more satisfying.
Honestly, I'm not even that convinced there are death traps, I just think her taking the controls of the Death Ray will coincide with Vapnoople finding his way to her, and blaming her for it.
That's true, Vapnoople did just blow an enormous hole through the Castle, didn't he?
star wars is about coruscant
every part of star wars, from the poverty of the outer rim to the separatist movement to the formation of the empire in reaction to the breakdown of republic control over the galaxy, is a consequence of the existence of a planetary megarome so specialized it cannot function without thousands of client states. once the empire falls the new republic can either (a) speedrun the late-republic-to-empire transition again just to hold itself together or (b) splinter into its constituent parts along the same fracture lines that caused the clone wars, in which case the fallout of coruscant losing the position of power that guarantees the massive imports necessary to sustain a population of trillions on a planet with no natural biosphere should be apocalyptic. either your post-rotj story is about that or it is about the inevitable new fascist movement arising from the galactic core acting in the interests of its own survival before that power slips away. the sequels are nonsensical because they do not understand this. what the fuck is hosnian prime
coruscant stands on the shoulders of billions of enslaved chromium miners
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every part of star wars, from the poverty of the outer rim to the separatist movement to the formation of the empire in reaction to the breakdown of republic control over the galaxy, is a consequence of the existence of a planetary megarome so specialized it cannot function without thousands of client states.
sheev who?
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