What would the primarchs' reactions be to your powerpoints?
Lion El Johnson: This is bad I guess. I secretly love these. Don’t tell my brothers.
Missing Primarch(Omegon): He got it right.
Fulgrim: I am not a little bitch! *hair flip*
Perturabo: *builds a fortress*
Jaghatai khan: I really don’t like it when people scream Khan like that.
Leman Russ: I ain’t no furry ya weak bitch. Now if you ‘scuse me, I gotta wear a wolf pelt an’ howl at the moon.
Konrad Curze: W..why am I the worst?
Sanguinius: I really like these. Especially the one on me.
Ferrus Manus: These are silly. And I DO hate Perturabo.
Unknown Primarch(Alpharius): Heh.
Roboute Guilliman: Man this Matt Ward guy sounds cool. Why does the author hate him so much?
Magnus the Red: I… I uh… uh… TZEENTCH HELP MEH!
Horus: He really nailed the Sanguinius powerpoint. But he worships my father, so I hate this guy.
Lorgar: Yes it’s true, I found religion and fucked it all up.
Vulkan: HAH! I like this guy!
Corax: I need my own powerpoint.
Alpharius/Omegon: Heh. He got it right.