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No longer my header, but he stays here
I have a headcanon that pre-movie Daniel had good relationship with Noah. Noah even almost promoted him 2 days before the events.
And Boyd used to vaguely threaten Daniel, covering it as dark humor, like "I've heared you like swimming. Haha, don't end up in a suitcase in the Pacific Ocean, haha."
Thinking of Noah and Boyd...
Boyd's love language is obviously doing something for his s/o. Like, sliming out the whistleblowers is, in his mind, the best thing he can do to make his boss' day better. And he never liked Daniel much anyway. Boyd also gets really worried for Noah when he does the "mind control" thing.
(I also like to thing this "extraterrestrial artifact"is a healing tool on it's native planet, but Wardex found a way to weaponize it. Another thought is that the device fights back ill intentions,because it's against its nature or it works like some sort of weapon recoil human organism struggles to withstand)
He's running around Scanlon like he's a part of a medical team, like: "Just reminding you for 10000000th time, I can give you CPR, if something goes wrong. Just reminding..." "Nooo don't overuse the alien device, it hurts you, you're so sexy aha"
He also owns THE cop sunglasses, because it's hard to track his gaze like that and he can stare shamelessly at Noah.
I like to think that Boyd tries to approach Noah during their coffee/smoking breaks.
Noah knows Boyd has feelings for him, but is a bit reluctant about starting new relationships as the old wounds still sting. There is potential for them, but it would take time for Scanlon to warm up to Boyd.
Not to push the heteronormative bullshit,but Noah would appreciate a "shoulder to lean on" as he has to control a whole ass evil scp type organization, which is probably super exhausting. And he can verbalize his feelings actually!!! A non-scripted: "You're one of my most valuable people" would both mean: good job, and: I see you, yes, you.
why did i render this
IT'S HIM
The way Scanlon was kinda right...I'm sure post-credit mass suicides, mass killings, terrorist attacks and overall chaos followed
Margaret and Daniel's plot:
Jane's Plot:
Boyd picks Noah up on his car and the car playlist only has Gaga, Britney and Beyonce.
So they sit in silence the whole ride, because Boyd is ashamed of his girlygaypop music taste
Sooo....how do we call them?
ScanBoyd?
NoahBoyd??
There was at least a situationship...
"Me and my loyal admirer that kills people for my secret organization"
Evil man and his evil goon, can I make it more obvious
Don't worry, people who are horny for Noah just like me, I'm trying to figure out how to draw him....
I need that older man so badly. I'd PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP HIM SO HARD EVEN THE MARTIANS WOULD HEAR AND JANE WOULD START QUESTIONING HER FAITH AGAIN
I'm sorry, normal people, who just like movies and stumbled upon this unprompted. But you know what website you're on💔
Thank you mr Spielberg for a miserable sad silver fox...
Femsterman...in Flesh Maiden outfit🤤🤤 and with messy hair...please...
This as a rebirth metaphor. Femsterman bloody and (almost) naked, but this time serving. In her prime.
Like, "hol up, guys I need to experience ego death at a gas station and take my fate into my own hands once more. I'm going to deal with Amelia later". And then she used dark occult sex magic and estrogen and evil murkoff surgeries to transition.
And no longer held back by a BIGGER HALF of her mental issues, she can face Amelia in her absolute prime.
THINK OF THE TOPICS TO COVER TOO!! THINK OF THEM!
Femsterman is not automatically a good person because of her transition(no "isn't she lovely" in this house!!!!!), BUT she might rethink her worldview 360. Because she'd face the misogyny she actively used to endorse.
Like: "I'm still the same person! I'm a professional, look at my PHDs!! And you treat my achievements as less worthy just because I'm a woman now? This is stupid! Wait..."
Also, think of how it would make Femsterman even more dependent on Murkoff. As for expample, Wernicke gets to live a better life with a whole-ass electric wheelchair, but without Murkoff he'd probably not have even that. He's technically free to go, but that way he'd lose vital medical care.
Same for Femsterman. I'm sure you can get hrt, surgeries, full social transition, including paperwork, to the point of rewritting history, if you're working for CIA and Murkoff. (like, making everyone think Dr.Easterman was always a cis woman, changing her birth certificate even. Re-writting her backstory, as if she had to write her works under a male pen name "Hendrick Easterman", because of misogyny in society.) Murkoff would offer her safety and medical care for "free"(in exchange for life-long loyality to them).
Now think of a transgender reagent. Out of Sinyala facility they'd be the same, with equal struggles and equaly valuable lives. But in Murkoff's heirarchy that reagent would have nothing, like, the corporation doesn't respect the human identity of their foremost, let alone (unconventional) gender identity. And Murkoff could always use that as an argument, as: "See? With us, you've reached your so much needed goal. Without us you'd have nothing. So play along."
Not sure if i served this artistic concept justice but witness my creation anyway
Genuinely dont know what i was doing but its something 🥹✌️
OMG, I love it!! Holy Peak!!
Agent chad's pov
Men will say they don't have depression then sit like that for hours
Everyone in this movie has the eyes of a neglected hamster, I swear.
Murkoff releases their pocket imperalist
Instant regret
Daniel Kellner:
Will get you in trouble
Sucks at being a whistleblower(they made a whole game about it back in 2014)
Is only alive thanks to our diva queen icon legend Margaret Fairchild
Casper Boyd:
Loyal to you and the company
Treats his job very seriously and responsibly
Reliable in a way he can murder people for you
Scary brown eyes
Make your choice, I've made mine. #CasperBoydDidNothingWrong
A Silver Fox...
A Diva...
And a goonable goon...
Walk into a bar, and the bar is called Disclosure Day
A GOONABLE GOON ?!?!!?!
Is he not though?🤭
I'm a lesbian
Understandable, have a good day✌️
A Silver Fox...
A Diva...
And a goonable goon...
Walk into a bar, and the bar is called Disclosure Day
A GOONABLE GOON ?!?!!?!
Is he not though?🤭
A Silver Fox...
A Diva...
And a goonable goon...
Walk into a bar, and the bar is called Disclosure Day