[asstroalex]

PHYSICS PICK UP LINES (sorry in advance)

[asstroalex]

1: “We don’t need a particle accelerator to smash together.”

2: “What do my boyfriend and the theory of everything have in common? Neither have been discovered yet…”

3: “Quantum particles aren’t the only things that can get entangled.”

4: “Hey babe, are you Marie Curie? Because you’re absolutely radiant!”

5: “I’m glad the Pauli Exclusion principle only applies to fermions, because I’d love to share the same space as you.”

6: “Even without mass, I’d still fall for you.”

7: “Are you a black hole? I’m not sure where this leads, but you’re pulling me in and I’d like to find out.”

8: “0 Kelvin is the coldest anything can get, but physicists still aren’t sure what the maximum is… I can’t wait to tell them I just found the hottest thing in the universe!”

9: “I know you’re not Erwin Schrödinger… Because you’ve got a 100% chance of killin’ this pussy!”

[videolottery]

I have the confidence of those men that think they could land an airplane but instead I just feel like I could be the first person to decode Linear-A if I really put my mind to it

[studyblr-accountant]

REBLOG IF YOU’RE A STUDYBLR

I want to follow more blog in this community. 😊 You don’t have to follow me back but if you do, thank you! ❤ Please reblog this with your studyblr blog, I will not follow your main blog if it isn’t a studyblr. Sorry ✌  Also, I’m planning to do a giveaway thing, so consider this as your entry. Details: Everything is a surprise. Kidding! Will update this later 😎

[stem-procrastimate]

physics is so cool because after such a long time the little kid in you finally gets the answers to their questions and nothing makes me happier than that

[learnelle]

Romantic academia:

Going on study dates to pretty libraries, fighting to find a seat next to each other.

On discord listening to them go through a powerpoint the night before their big presentation.

The Arts/Humanities one proof-reading the STEM one's motivation letters/long emails.

Reading through interesting research in bed together, sharing the one phone screen.

Alternating between who is the one making tea for the study session. (Bonus: matching study mugs)

Study breaks include marveling over some super niche knowledge acquired during the study session.

Emailing an article as a pdf, and titling the email "I thought you'd find this interesting :-)"

Setting a timer for a cuddle break when the assignment work gets too overwhelming. Celebrating together when the assignment gets done.

Sharing the excitement of finding a new productivity app / stationary shop / study hack.

[studyblrs24]

Reblog if youre any active studyblr in 2024

Reblog so i can find my people!!

[jupiter-on-the-compupiter]

yeag

[donna-rinascimentale]

dark academia isn’t just for the humanities: i bring you STEM academia.

observatories. stargazing. biographies of scientists. filling the board end to end with equations. hand-drawn anatomical diagrams. the hazy euphoria after finally finishing an assignment. oppenheimer & frankenstein. the uniformity of a circuit board; the chaos of a programming window. ibm’s a boy and his atom. event horizon telescope’s black hole photo. the wonder of studying anatomy and knowing that’s happening within you. sketching organic compounds that may as well be sigils. studying latin for medical terminology. doing problem sets to classical music.