Winner for the Silliest Boy award (tm) @jupiter-on-the-compupiter - Tumblr Blog

Hi there!

My name is Júpiter! (You can also call me Dream!) I'm 20 years old and this is my blog!

I gotta remake this post soon augh omfg, sorry in advance lol, I made it back in 2021 and only update my age

I HAVE AN ART BLOG NOW!!!!!!! @jupiter-dreams-gallery OUGHHHHHHHHHHH (I'll still post my art on main but go there to see it all in one place!!!!)

Multilingual!! My native languages are Valencian/Catalan and Spanish, but I also speak English, have been learning French and German for a couple years, and have a basic level of Japanese

I'm the host of a system! A mixed-origin system (we support non-traumagenic systems to the fullest /gen)

I use it/its and key/kyr pronouns! Plus ae/aer and ne/nym :3

Dating our very beloved partner @kit-cats-on-mars, the most precious, the silliest, the most amazing creature ever uwu

Physically disabled (Chronic fatigue + chronic migraines) and neurodivergent (AuDHD + NPD + AvPD + OCD)

We have a MaDD blog!! -> @running-on-daydreams-and-spite

We also have a mogai blog! -> @jupiters-mogai-stuff (very inactive tho-!!)

BYF:

(TLDR: we support all good-faith identities, no matter what! We won't get into discourse and we're fully anti-harassment!)

#long post #pinned post #intro post #my art

jjengafishy

happy pride to my fellow aromantic allosexuals this year ^-^ you're all awesome! i often feel like a horse when it comes to my own identity... perhaps this will identify with whomever else is out there. have a wonderful pride. get louder about aromanticism or die <3

#I'm ace-spec alongside my aro identity and don't feel any closeness to allosexuality BUT #I definitely feel like my experiences align much more with the aroallo label than the aroace one #So it's definitely a community and identity I will fight to the DEATH for

treasuredplanet

in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives

beloved-icarus

Mesopotamian girl sending clay tablets to her best friend who lives five city states to the west: what if..... Enkidu begot Gilgamesh with child?🤭

ttaranza

piannpire

everyone grows out of their old clothes eventually

karvina

youll be typing the url of one of your beloved mutuals into the search bar on this app and itll first recommend you a Tumblr Community with 2 people in it called like Nova Scotia Scrap Metal Enthusiasts

theside-b

3liza

isawken

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

isawken

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

number-1-roaring-knight-fan

HOLY FUCKING SHIT OMG

sreegs

full screen, no description or any words on the ad whatsoever.

hobgoblinhero

So what? Are you too good to see Oprah's Device?

tall

drwiltz-official

It makes me happy to imagine the chatter sitting there experimenting with adding the right amount of underscores to make it work

oak23

What he says: im fine

What he means: in Toy Story 2 Woody is treated as the rarest of the toys from Woody’s Roundup when he’s the main character of the show. That would mean he would have had a higher production number than any of his costars, and in fact probably would have been made for the longest and earliest of the toy line. Stinky Pete, by being the fan unfavorite, must have had a smaller run, and less of his toys would have survived in the 50s as kids would have needlessly damaged or destroyed him making him the rarest of the group and Woody the most common. If anything, the plot of Toy Story 2 should have revolved around Al stealing Woody’s hat as it would have been the item most sought after by collectors as it’s easily lost and not attached to an otherwise common doll. Fundamentally, Al’s apartment should have been littered with Woody dolls in various states of damage, all missing hats and maybe a handful of decent condition Woody dolls needing a hat while Stinky Pete is the rarest and most expensive as a collectors item.

oak23

@everyone saying Woody was a limited run or some shit like….. y’all telling me the character that got onto the cover of time magazine and had all this fucking merch didn’t saturate the market with Woody dolls? In the 50s at the height of capitalism and the baby boom???

oak23

real life be like:

dukeofriven

Your error is in assuming that Woody is rare because few Woody dolls were made. Not the case: Many Woody dolls were made- and because of their popularity they were sold and played-with until they were wrecked and - this being the 50s - thrown out. That plastic Woody you’ve got there will outlast most civilizations: but our Woody? With his cloth body and its aging 1950s fabric? By the 80s most of those would be a wreck: cloth-body stuffed toys have a very short shelf-life once they’re out in the world. Store a Woody in the attic for ten years and the mice get him, or the mold, or the simple weight of time loosens the bindings and makes his limbs unravel. And the voice box? With an in-tact, still functional draw strings? Do oyou know how often those things jam? Woody is unique because he seems to have belonged to a family that takes unusually good care of their toys, going so far as to fix them. Toy from the 50s are not in any way shape or form equivalent to modern full-plastic toys or even BEanie Babies, which were sold primarily with a view to the long-term collectors market. There is absolutely nothing weird or strange in a Woody doll surviving in such good quality to 1999 being notable: his popularity and high production rate has zero impact on the toy’s long-term survivability. (Indeed, that high production rate could have even introduced a lot more manufacturing defects into shipped Woody dolls, creating an overall decline in quality.) Just because it saturated the market is no indication of longevity. Yes, Al sure has a lot of Woody stuff - and most of that is very rare. For a good comparison point hop over to ebay and start looking for vintage, no-package Howdy Doody dolls from the 1950s - not the 70s re-releases with 70s materials but the 50s ones. Start judging the quality: the faded fabrics, the dirt, the smudges, the dinginess, and you’ll begin to see why Al freaked out so much: he didn’t just just find a Woody with a hat, he found a Woody who was clean - with no chipping on the hand-painted face, whose hand-stitched hat hadn’t lost its stitching, whose arm break could be repaired by a master who knew what they were doing. A hundred thousand Woodys might have been made in the 50s - but the number that survived to the present day, out-of-box, out of the hands of collectors, in good enough shape to be polished-up into museum-quality condition?I Al found the treasure of a lifetime.

[Fun fact: according to the wiki, Woody’s full name is Woody Pride.]