I ate some bananananas~

Wade Wilson a.k.a the merc with a mouth [WHY DOES AUTOCORRECT KEEP TRYING TO CHANGE MERC TO MERCY?? I AM NOT WRITING MERCY! I AM NOT THE MERCY WITH A MOUTH! THAT DOESN'T STRIKE FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF THOSE I'M ABOUT TO KILL] or Deadpool

[hummingmetallica]

[itsevanwolfe]

I have a gun somewhere. Not that I’ll give it to you.

[deadxpooly-blog]

Aw why you got to tease me like that? But I got my guns too. [Liar.] Ssh. He doesn't know that. [Just take the guns.] That would be stealing. [Like we haven't stole before.] 

[that-sexy-finnick-deactivated20]

I would not consider myself boring. It is just a weapon I’ve never seen in my life.

[deadxpooly-blog]

[kyungsoon-ia]

“—— Fiction, Pennsylvania? What the hell is this place..?”

[kyungsoon-ia]

[deadxpooly-blog]

A town. 

[sokkafiction-deactivated2015090]

What’s tacos? And it’s not a dream. I wish it was

[deadxpooly-blog]

That's exactly what a dream would say...

[oflightmagiiic-deactivated20150]

Taco guns? That’s the best idea in the world.

[deadxpooly-blog]

I know. I can't find a taco shop...I fear there is none. 

[that-sexy-finnick-deactivated20]

Taco guns, I wouldn’t see the use of that.

[deadxpooly-blog]

Because you're boring.

[lieselxmeminger-deactivated2014]

Tacos guns? Does it even exist?

[deadxpooly-blog]

What is wrong with this place? Of course it does. 

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[rptalkshq]

Alien? No— nothing of the sorts. Although you may find some rather odd species here. I’m just from London.

[deadxpooly-blog]

[Of course she's from London.] Duh the accent gave it away. [Do they even have tacos in London?] How do I know? [Ask then.] Hey, kid, don't you have tacos in England? I mean the country is alien enough. But not having tacos is just an outrage. 

[char-summers-blog]

"Sir..are you alright?"

[deadxpooly-blog]

"What? Yes. Call me Deadpool." [She didn't ask for your name. You should listen more.] [She looks familiar...] "What do you mean familiar? Who are you?" he asked her, tilting his head to the side as he surveyed her. 

[rptalkshq]

Well you’re certainly odd, aren’t you? Are tacos common? I’ve never even seen one before.

[deadxpooly-blog]

Tacos are very common. From where I'm from. Who knows on your alien world. 

[char-summers-blog]

"We’re in a town called fiction."

[deadxpooly-blog]

"Fiction." [Even we're not that stupid to pick a name like Fiction.] "I know. I'd go for something more-" [Exciting?] "-eh..." [BOOM!] "More BOOM! Yes! Fiction sounds-" [Fiction?]

[rptalkshq]

Nightmare? Now why is it such a bad thing? I mean, I wanted to leave here— yes, but you get used to it. Crunchy goodness? No, no I haven’t. Doesn’t sound too appetizing if it’s crunchy.

[deadxpooly-blog]

Am I on a different planet? I don't remember getting into a spaceship...Was I abducted? It's the only answer as to why so many don't know what tacos are. 

[kingxpan-blog]

Did you not hear me the first time? I asked what tacos were.

[deadxpooly-blog]

It hurts more the more you ask it. Kid. Go educate yourself.

[rptalkshq]

It’s not a dream at all and might I ask what a taco is?

[deadxpooly-blog]

You're right. It can't be a dream. More like a nightmare. Kid, stop. You're crushing me. You have never tasted the crunchy goodness that is tacos? 

[kingxpan-blog]

What are tacos?

[deadxpooly-blog]

What?