It’s a metaphor, Brian @deakysbabybooty - Tumblr Blog

This is without a doubt the worst piece of content on my profile

this is literally just a video of rami malek running from the police with seaside rendezvous playing in the background and yet it’s hilarious because it’s rami malek running from the police with seaside rendezvous playing in the background

#bringing this back bc I’m watching Mr. Robot

Crash

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Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word "crash" on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?

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Everyone schedule

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Pm

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Doing it again since I accidentally put the wrong time zone

Event Time Announcer shows time for Tumblr - Crash in locations all over the world. In New York it happens on Friday, April 1, 2022 at 12:35

So everyone can find their time :3

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You may ask, "Jenna, why do you want this? Isn't there enough suffering in the world?" Well, you are right. But I want to scare the owners of this site. Not @staff, you know damn well they don't actually call the shots. No, i want to scare the people who make decisions. I want them to know that we can act as a unit and wreck shit on our own accord, that this community can move mountains. I want them to hesitate next time they make an announcement. Popular sovereignty, motherfuckers.

gelatinous-cat

I know most people know this but some people in the notes don't, so reminder that you don't have to wake up or anything to post it, just schedule the post like this:

now you just hit the blue schedule and forget about it until the day it happens 👍

demonboyhalo

oh hell yeah im doing this gamers join us

baugloophows

Let's do this

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crash

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thediablerieswaltz

Mercury. Deacon. May. Taylor.

warriorteam1924

Ahhhh yes i love this 💖💜

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an explanation is not owed

the-redonkulon

I’m kinda surprised at how many ‘likes-but-did-not-blogs’ there are on this post….there are absolutely no downsides to not sharing it, regardless of whether or not it fits your aesthetic or even if your page isn’t sexual in nature.

Unfortunately, many guys still need to see this….. (but ovviously it applies to everyone).

Consent is paramount, and the ability to remove consent at any time (yes even after sex has started, if it hurts or you get cold feet or whatev)

paaranoiaa

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

johnricharddeacy

Sometimes I ask myself “Why do I simp over 70 year old men?” Ridiculous, right? Why would I not?

jimalim

PSA: Fanfic is FREE! and writers choose to spend their valuable spare time to write these stories to share with you. It is an ABSOLUTE PRIVILEGE to get to read these fics, and anyone demanding people write more, update quicker, etc is truly a fucking asshole, and you ACTIVELY make people NOT want to write.

kayvsworld

I know some fic writers get stressed about writing tropes they think are too popular or overdone, and I need you all to know that I just spent 4 hours reading every iteration of the same exact fic plot I could find, and they all brought me an indescribable amount of joy. Listen. Listen. Sometimes you want cakes of many flavours and sometimes you want Nine Carrot Cakes

helenadax

Brian May isn’t only an amazing guitarist. Please, this man’s able to play the guitar:

-while someone’s trying to bite his guitar.

-while someone’s humping his leg

-while someone’s playing air guitar next to him

-while someone’s making obscene movements next to him

-while someone’s doing push-ups at his feet.

-while trying to keep someone away from knocking over a piece of equipment during a concert

-while a different someone’s throwing peanuts at him

I mean is there anything under the sun able to distract Brian when he’s playing the guitar?

discodaddeaky

You mean this?

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Or this

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And these:

Maybe Someone needs to watch it:

But hey mostly Brian seems to like it:

(Someone is singing “Your smile speaks books to me” in that last gif.)

Bonus: Brian trying to distract Someone:

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I just noticed Roger’s face in that last gif. “Again, guys?”

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Still great

millionairewaltz-carpediem

#okay but bri trying so hard to distract freddie that he gets distracted and misses the entrance

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Some new pics from Watal Asanuma, there are more though

✨Click on them for high res quality ✨

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QUEEN press conference at Tokyo Prince Hotel in Japan, 18th April 1975

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Ponytail! Bri (a rare creature)

Some collected sightings

Please do add more!

Credit: omb-xx

Credit: natromanxoff

Credit: funnydressesweirdhairanddance

Credit: onegoldenglance

(Backstage at the FMTC)

Couldn't find the original - let me know!

Screencap from Freddie Mercury: The Untold Story

Credit: ylly22

Credit: tenderbri

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(Screencaps from the behind the scenes video Brian posted to the Another World microsite in 1998. Hence the potato quality - the video had to be small enough to load on a 56k internet connection!)

Attending the opening of Sega World

More Sega World

Awkward, sunburned fan photos? Okay.

From his website... looks like a ponytail to me?

Awkward Dad Bri? Sure!

I think it’s the rarity of the sightings that add to the appeal, perhaps?

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Up next, a collection of modern day ponytail Bri from his Instagram. I am convinced he stopped posting pics like this to his Instagram solely because he was sick of every comment being “OMG DID YOU CUT YOUR HAIR?” or something to that effect: