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Cats

[dealingcheese]

I like how dawn used to use cleaning ducklings as a selling point, “like yea use can use dawn to do your dishes, BUT YOU CAN ALSO CLEAN DUCKS!”

[fluffysheeps]

Catcus 🌵🐾

[dealingcheese]

I’m going to torture you in the worst way possible, I’m installing windows 95 on your only compute.

[dealingcheese]

“Oh, maybe he’s in one of the other freshly dug graves we made. I DIDN’T FUCKING THINK OF THAT!”- Simmons, The Blood Gulch Chronicles, Red vs Blue

[dealingcheese]

3 things that the internet does best,

1. find dirt on people

2. make people look like a fools of themselves

mans 3. make memes about people, clothing, and anything else they can.

[dealingcheese]

I want a Call of Duty: Modern Warfare movie series where it’s not live action, instead it’s just all the cutscenes and gameplay with no deaths that aren’t in cutscenes.

[dealingcheese]

(Joke)

Friend: “I have been having computer problems recently.”

Me: “Oh I know how to help with that!” *Pulls out a Desert Eagle chambered in .50 Action Express* ”A .50 AE fixes everything!” *Shoots the computer.*

Friend: “No!”

Anyway, that’s the reason I’m no longer allowed near his house. So, where else can we hang out this weekend?

[gardenspirits-deactivated202207]

A home full of cats and plants 

[dealingcheese]

(THIS IS A JOKE, FUCK OFF)

I hate bisexual people because, you either like one gender or the other, fucking choose one!

[dealingcheese]

Something something final fantasy quote

[dealingcheese]

A design in Minecraft using an 8-but Texture pack.

[dealingcheese]

[hitmewithcute]

Majestic Lynx

[dealingcheese]

spin

[hitmewithcute]

Would you elect him?

[dealingcheese]

Yes

[dealingcheese]

My Hess Trucks

[beebascloset]

I just sneezed and nobody said bless u :(

[dealingcheese]

Bless your heart