i like fish and squid and birds and bugs

dean, he/they, queer, probably audhd idk look at this website ghostshrimp.de

[deamolition]

youre my everything..,. i would be your third nuclear waste arm thats kind of mishappen and green and twicthes on occasion and grasps at passing objects. if you want

[roadkillblvd]

slipping thru my fingers

[churchyaoi]

Through the Trees

June-124 and Cody-121

[mcmansionhell]

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[strflr]

Ghost Shrimp 🦐 🟢

links / print

[catboymuqing-moving]

sims 4 patch notes will be like “fixed an issue where harvesting carrots caused toddlers to explode” then you load the game and all your sims are bald

[alwerakoo]

time for my favorite sims 4 patch note

[pukicho]

I had a cool dream where I was hooting at an owl so I could get it to hoot back at me and my hoots attracted a wolf

[pukicho]

Dream haters are sickly freaks who die in damp caves due to malnutrition

[deamolition]

just ate a dry pretzel (german) and i can still feel the echoes of it going down. either that or im having a heart attack!

[an-evil-and-intimidating-horse]

*whinny* neiigh... *stomp stomp*

[deamolition]

so do horses use these tags?

[deamolition]

(to the tune of All the Small Things)

lois. petah. brian. megan. stewie. quagmire quagmire quagmire

[jenamaroney]

[discojams]

adopting this into my vocabulary

[duskidraws]

not the subtle type. ♡ [ commission ]

[beguines]

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

[kasaneteto]

im getting really fucking sick of all this “it gets better!” bullshit. im going to have depression for the rest of my life. it’s not going to “””get better””” fuck you

[kasaneteto]

i have really great news guys, despite it all

[scootsyboots]

[vampxrebarbie]

i think there are a lot of people who have a complete fundamental misunderstanding of master chief as a character entirely because of how halo became associated with toxic gamerbro misogynist chuds and i do not fault them for this at all because said toxic gamerbros will often pull him out of context to show only the parts they think are Cool but it does not stop me from wanting to start biting ankles whenever i see someone characterizing him as a purposefully standoffish chest-beating oo-rah soldier type