jack this dinkus

jack. biologist. crunchy emo. my letterboxd is also sailorswelcome

[theweight]

by 2028 you will be cancelled for not participating in beatles rpf

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[crazy-brazilian]

[soppingwetratboy]

Being told what to do is great because then you know what to do

[kitkenk]

(sweating nervously) (opening a private browser window) (whipping my head around to make sure nobody is watching) (shakily typing into my search bar) bunnies playing

[anarqueeen]

you fucking idiot. you misread a social encounter. we're gonna fucking kill you

[hoverflies]

People will genuinely look at an animal smaller than a single almond trying to make its way in this wild world and go. This thing is ontologically evil

[quantum-wordsmith]

People will act like wasps are smarter than them. “This wasp is here because it wants to harm me” hello have you considered it shares the earth with you like every other animal? or are you too busy getting caught up in the fantasy of being gangstalked by a handful of beings the size of a postage stamp again?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I do wish we could make it a little more socially acceptable to wander the streets at night weeping inconsolably I feel like that would have a great catharsis factor for a lot of people

[segamascott]

[bassenji]

what they don't tell you about sex is that it doesn't have to involve sex

[finalgirlianthe]

it's scary the amount of people who wholeheartedly believe that men and women are fundamentally different creatures

[natalieironside]

I don't rly understand the whole 6 7 thing but I must say I'm glad to know they're still releasing new funny numbers. 420 and 69 had been shouldering a lot of weight for a long time.

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kalesrebellion]

So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.

Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like “you work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.”and then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.

So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.

[helloitsbees]

[on-my-way-to-the-woods]

Scooped this molecule of a snake off of the bike path

[muddingseason]

When the penguins in Madagascar are like smile and wave boys smile and wave

[dogpuppy]