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when i was
a young boy
my father
ATE AN ENTIRE FUCKING LEMON. HE DIDN’T SQUEEZE IT OUT ONTO ANYTHING. HE DIDN’T CUT IT INTO PIECES. HE DIDN’T EVEN SKIN IT. HE JUST STUFFED THE ENTIRE LEMON INTO HIS MOUTH AND SWALLOWED. I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO HORRIBLE IN MY LIFE
to see a marching band
I don’t know.
My newest design spiderweb bikini.
People without big boobs: OMG I WISH IHAD BIG BOOBS
People with big boobs:
can’t run
over sexualized
cant wear tank tops without being inappropriate
cant sleep on stomach
no bathing suit fits
BACK PAIN
people staring down shirt
creepy jokes
people grab them
no cute bras
no sports
three+ sports bras
no bra HA GOOD LUCK
can’t take any kind of selfie with cleavage because “YOU’RE DOING IT FOR BOOBS”
shirts dont fit
if the boob bit does the stomach doesn’t
DID I MENTION OVER SEXUALIZED
mocked by the media if your stomach isn’t flat but your boobs are huge
leaning over to drink from water fountain, boobs in fountain
no suspenders
crumbs are gone forever
boobs hang out of bra and everyone can see the lines
people automatically think you’re more sexual if you have big boobs?
no button up shirts, buttons pop off or constantly open
have fun with a vest for work
things smash your boobs flat and make you have a weird puffy flat chest
people constantly talk about them
dont bend over, they fall out of bra
can’t wear pajamas with no bra
people think touching them is okay
people ask if they’re fake
people saying big boobs dont count unless you’re thin
people who think you’re stupid because of boob size
people who wont take you seriously because of boob size
finding costumes is impossible
nothing if you want anything in asian sizes
most bra stores dont go past DD
people you don’t know ask their size
if you have long hair, it gets stuck in your boobs
OVER SEXUALIZATION
no artistic nudes allowed because you have big not “artistic boobs”
there are more
I had no idea people with large breasts had all these issues; I’m suddenly more grateful to be small.
People being upset when your boobs are weighty/saggy and not perky like implants tend to be (no hate on implants but yeah)
literally finding bathing suits is impossible wtf
it’s even worse when you’re trans :/
Me: *Calls you dude and babe in the same sentence*
DIY OR.. don’t
My fetish is when random people DON’T talk to me in public.
“bisexual people are no longer bi if they’re in hetero relationships”
ah yes and rain no longer exists bc it’s not raining right now!!
