I will face God and walk backwards into hell.

My life has been ruined by a bratty green space dorito. Lizzie, 19, Gryffindor, Social Democrat. 10/25/15--99 days til Kings Rising.

[lonelytreestump-deactivated2018]

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

[q-magazine]

The first lesbian couple in Japan

Japan has recently registered its first lesbian couple on the registers. It happened in the Shibuya district, in Tokyo, the first place in the country to allow same-sex marriages. 

The protagonists of this story are Hiroko Masuhara and Koyuki Higashi, the first same-sex couple in Japan to have an official certification of their bond. 

The document has been released by the district mayor after the request made by the couple, in order to promote the gay friendliness of the district and positively promote the public image of it. 

The certificate will allow the couple to have some rights finally recognized, as facilitations on rents, familiar insurance policies and hospital visits. 

An important step ahead for a country that’s been claiming for equal rights for gay and lesbian couples for long time and now is getting something back from the authorities and public opinion. 

[youngjusticer]

Once you cross that line… You can never go back.

Korra, by Guilherme Gonçalves.

[sadgrl22-deactivated20150406]

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

[yeti-detective]

[blorbobarbie]

Selfie game so strong time itself can’t contain it

[barricadeur]

grantaire’s cut line from “drink with me.”

[whatsshecalled-archive]

THE LES MIS FANDOM TAKES WHAT WE CAN GET. HELL YES WE WILL CUT UP ONE FOUR WORD LINE INTO TWO GIFS. WE AR E T H A T  D E S P E R A T E

[baetology]

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

[eudaemaniacal]

im real sorry everyone but canonically, stuart little is not adopted. a human woman gives birth to stuart little. isnt that interesting

[correct-vampire-opinions]

why did you do this

[eudaemaniacal]

also interesting is that he seems to be a human baby that just looks like a mouse. the first chapter points out that “everybody noticed that he was not much bigger than a mouse,” in fact that “the baby looked very much like a mouse in every way.” he has “a mouse’s sharp nose, a mouse’s tail, a mouse’s whiskers, and the pleasant, shy manner of a mouse.” only it never says he is actually a mouse. he just looks like a mouse. but he “[acts] like one, too– wearing a gray hat and carrying a small cane.” that’s how mice act, as you know

[intellectual-doge]

The University of Georgia and Nat Geo did a study, and The Oatmeal wanted to do a comic for it.

For all you chucklefucks who think your cat is fine outdoors and unsupervised.

[dynastylnoire]

MURDER CATS

[sofasofia]

[keyitems]

[mysharona1987]

[manic-pixie-dream-squirrel-blog]

On the battlefield, when everything is chaos, And you have nothing but the way you feel, your saltiness, and a sword

[cuttlefishgarden]

Why be the dancing queen when you can be the killer queen, gunpowder gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam, guaranteed to blow your mind

[bevsi]

i always think it’s super obvious that i’m gay but i also forget how oblivious a lot of straight people are to even overt gayness

[oak23]

[best-of-memes]

[mid0rito]

October is Octover