depareilles:
✩ ❝ I’m two eggs short of being able to start my newest activity! Do you have two eggs I can have? ❞ she’s practically shoving the carton of almost full eggs into the person’s face as she asks.
“I was gonna use ‘em to...” crack them on someone, “make an omelette, but if ya tell me what you’re gonna do I’ll hand ‘em over.”


















