captain of the jonty ship

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[deanclift]

me at the beginning of 2016:

me at the end of 2016:

[babustyles]

You know, I think this Christmas thing is not as tricky as it seems! But why should they have all the fun? It should belong to anyone! Not anyone, in fact, but me! Why, I could make a Christmas tree! And there’s not a reason I can find, I couldn’t have a Christmastime! I bet I could improve it, too! And that’s exactly what I’ll do!

[deanclift]

i’m just so overjoyed that kirk douglas turns one hundred today. people don’t understand what a great actor he truly was. everyone should be celebating. 

[deanclift]

Drunk Signs

ARIES: the violent drunk

TAURUS: the sentimental drunk

GEMINI: the happy drunk

CANCER: the honest drunk

LEO: the naked drunk

VIRGO: the broken drunk

LIBRA: the sloppy drunk

SCORPIO: the bold drunk

SAGITTARIUS: the infantile drunk

CAPRICORN: the melancholic drunk

AQUARIUS: the touchy-feely drunk

PISCES: the horny drunk

[deanclift]

me on new year's eve: 2016 took my pride and my dignity and my hope and my money. it took and it took from me until i no longer existed. that's murder. let the punishment fit the crime.

[rkoradiopictures]

Kim Novak as Madeleine Elster/Judy Barton in Alfred Hitchcock’s Vertigo, 1958

[arsenicnsugar]

Cinema edition

Popcorn or Nachos? Coke or Sprite? Salty or sweet popcorn? Are you sitting in the front rows or the back? 3D or classic? 

[deanclift]

if there isn’t a florence + the machine song that perfectly fits your otp then it’s not really your otp

[softerlea]

MAY YOU MEET YOUR FAV IN 2017

[starboychanyeol]

FUCKING AMEN

[gabrielllas]

Meme. Meme? Okay.

[benvulio]

Hey all my homies let’s do a little experiment, take this test and reblog with your score, age, and state/country in the tags. A passing score is 60% or 15/25 correct so let’s see who really has what it takes to be a citizen of the United States!

[dykelofenac]

I’m from England and I literally could only answer a few of these 

[snorlaxatives]

i really want to know what johnny depp has done to warrant such an overwhelming amount of support in this domestic abuse allegation. amber heard provided pictures of her bruised face, literal video evidence of johnny depp being violent, and fucking donated divorce settlement money to domestic abuse charities and people are still painting her as this lying gold digger. did pirates of the caribbean really pull at your heartstrings that much that you’re willing to overlook domestic abuse???

[qtastrology-blog]

do you prefer freckles or birthmarks? blondes or brunettes? piercings or tattoos? dimples or collar bones? their eyes or their smile?

[annsblyth]

“I, along with the critics, have never taken myself very seriously.”

request for anonymous

[annsblyth]

HAPPY 96TH BIRTHDAY GENE TIERNEY | November 19, 1920 - November 6, 1991

“Wealth, beauty, and fame are transient. When those are gone, little is left except the need to be useful.”

[sufjansontag]

i am zo much ‘appier now zat i’m dead. technically meessing. zoon to be presumed dead. gone. and my lazy, lying sheeting obleevious ‘usband vill go to preeson for my murder. donald trump took my pride and my deegnity and my ‘ope and my money. ‘e took and took from me until i no longer exeested. zat’s murder. let ze punishment fit ze crime. donald vill die. donald and melania vill be gone, but zen, ve never really exeested. donald loved a girl i vas pretending to be. “cool girl.” men alvays use zat, don’t zey? as zeir defining compliment? “she’s a cool girl.” cool girl ees ‘ot. cool girl ees game. cool girl ees fun. cool girl never gets angry at ‘er man. when i met donald trump, i knew ‘e wanted “cool girl.” and for ‘im, i’ll admit: i vas villing to try. i wax-streeped my pussy raw. i drank canned beer, vatching adam sandler movies. i ate cold pizza and remained a zize two. i blew ‘im, zemi-regularly. i lived in ze moment. i vas vucking game. i can’t zay i deedn’t enjoy zome of it. donald teased out in me zings i deedn’t know exeested. a lightness. a ‘umor. an ease. but i made ‘im smarter. sharper. i inspired ‘im to rise to my level. i forged ze man of my dreams. ve vere ‘appy pretending to be ozer people. ve vere the ‘appiest couple ve knew. and vat’s ze point of being togezzer if you are not ze ‘appiest? but donald got lazy. ‘e became someone i deed not agree to marry. ‘e actually expected me to love him uncondeetionally. zen ‘e dragged me, penniless, to ze vite house. you zink i’d let him destroy me and end up ‘appier zan ever? no vucking vay. ‘e doesn’t get to ween. my cute, charming, zalt-of-ze-earz upper east side guy. ‘e needed to learn. grown-ups vork for zings. grown-ups pay. grown-ups zuffer consequences.

[vikingbellamy]

To everyone protesting. Do not stop. Protest every day, every night until the 19th of December when the electoral college votes.

Letting this person become your president will be the biggest mistake of the century.