If we don't stand up for the kooks, who will?

Call me Dean. I'm a junkman who makes art or an artist who sells scrap.

[drew-of-the-southern-isles]

☎

"WHY DOES THIS MYSTERY BOX KEEP MAKING VOICES OF PEOPLE I’VE BANGED?"

[deanmccoffee-blog]

Because man, this voice wants to bang again.

[drew-of-the-southern-isles]

Got any coffee?

"Well, gorgeous, you’ll be happy to know this part of Europe is one of the leaders of the coffee bean trade."

//No shit really guys, research is so fun. The Netherlands was a boss at coffee during this time.

[deanmccoffee-blog]

Thanks, man. Say, you know you look like a guy I messed around with in art school?

[drew-of-the-southern-isles]

"Can’t say it was me. I can’t draw worth shit," the prince chuckled.  "However, I can play the piano better than anyone in the Southern Isles. Want to see what my fingers can do?"

[deanmccoffee-blog]

I have I feeling you aren’t talking about playing piano.

[drew-of-the-southern-isles]

Drew smirked, “You’re a clever one.”

[deanmccoffee-blog]

I'd still like to take you up on that offer. It's always nice to run into a fellow artist.

[drew-of-the-southern-isles]

Got any coffee?

"Well, gorgeous, you’ll be happy to know this part of Europe is one of the leaders of the coffee bean trade."

//No shit really guys, research is so fun. The Netherlands was a boss at coffee during this time.

[deanmccoffee-blog]

Thanks, man. Say, you know you look like a guy I messed around with in art school?

[drew-of-the-southern-isles]

"Can’t say it was me. I can’t draw worth shit," the prince chuckled.  "However, I can play the piano better than anyone in the Southern Isles. Want to see what my fingers can do?"

[deanmccoffee-blog]

I have I feeling you aren't talking about playing piano.

[drew-of-the-southern-isles]

Got any coffee?

"Well, gorgeous, you’ll be happy to know this part of Europe is one of the leaders of the coffee bean trade."

//No shit really guys, research is so fun. The Netherlands was a boss at coffee during this time.

[deanmccoffee-blog]

Thanks, man. Say, you know you look like a guy I messed around with in art school?

[alienfry-deactivated20200528]

At Ikkicon! c:

[fortheloveofkentmansley]

This is the drawing suggestion for Sass-Master-5000. Strip-tease Mansley! <3 *faints*

[squirrelstree]

Mmm-mmm-mmm! This picture is sexy! When I look at his body, spicy, sexy music enters my mind!!!!!!

[daughter-of-megamind]

Exotic drumbeat enter my mind!

[fortheloveofkentmansley]

oooooo yiiiisss very exotic indeed! ;)

[deanmccoffee-blog]

Kent..... Explain yourself

[eenocsarchives]

|･ω･｀)

[eenocsarchives]

ART

[heytherebuckaroo]

Ever thought about being a Chippendale, Kent?

Can’t…say that I have…

[deanmccoffee-blog]

YOU NEED SMALLER PANTS JFC

[deanmccoffee-blog]

Do you like coffee enemas?

Well.... I can't say I've ever had one.... Or thought about it.....

[deanmccoffee-blog]

Hey you kind of remind me of this guy! He is a musician/artist and goes by the name of Voltaire.

Not my kinda music but I can dig it

[deanmccoffee-blog]

fortheloveofkentmansley replied to your post: See anything unusual there, buckaroo? Say, what'd you see at the power station, huh tiger? Bout how big is this thing? Now why would you tell your mom about a giant robot? Champ? Slugger? Cowboy? Where you goin? WHERE YOU GOIN

I wish I could get that every day of my life! *sighs*

Please. Take him off my hands.

[deanmccoffee-blog]

See anything unusual there, buckaroo? Say, what'd you see at the power station, huh tiger? Bout how big is this thing? Now why would you tell your mom about a giant robot? Champ? Slugger? Cowboy? Where you goin? WHERE YOU GOIN

NO PLEASE I GET THAT EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE PLEASE NO MORE

[heytherebuckaroo]

I need advice on where to bury Dean's body, any tips?

*stops, stares with a look of shock on face*Wh-What…? You mean…b-but…he was just here…*gasps* I…I’m not going to help you! You…you need to be arrested! Or…you have to be lying…

[deanmccoffee-blog]

[deanmccoffee-blog]

DO YOU LIKE SHOVING BABY CARROTS UP YOUR ASS AND PRETENDING IT'S KENT

[heytherebuckaroo]

…You’d better not be doing that.

[deanmccoffee-blog]

[heytherebuckaroo]

Your face is gonna get stuck like that, buddy…

[deanmccoffee-blog]

Never thought I’d say this but I think I’ve had enough coffee for one day.

[heytherebuckaroo]

You’re finally putting down that damned coffee cup? Is the world ending or something?

[deanmccoffee-blog]

[deanmccoffee-blog]

DO YOU LIKE SHOVING BABY CARROTS UP YOUR ASS AND PRETENDING IT'S KENT

[heytherebuckaroo]

…You’d better not be doing that.

[deanmccoffee-blog]

[heytherebuckaroo]

Your face is gonna get stuck like that, buddy…

[deanmccoffee-blog]

Never thought I'd say this but I think I've had enough coffee for one day.