Time to craft the new year's hog
My hog will be resplendent and powerful
My wonderful pig. Net worth of $1

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Time to craft the new year's hog
My hog will be resplendent and powerful
My wonderful pig. Net worth of $1
this cat will walk into a room with multiple shrieking children and spread himself across two laps. and this is where he thrives. like what sort of science went into producing this animalā¦.
he has never met a person who hasn't adored him
I want to add "i feel lemony and insane" to my lexicon.
happy birthday everyone
Not what I meant.
happy birthday my beautiful friend Calendar
I can't remember where I first heard it, but here's a joke that's lived rent free in my head for years:
two friends, a Jew and a Christian, are talking about holiday customs.
the Jew says "on Rosh Hashanah, it's traditional to blow the shofar 30 times"
the Christian looks at him awkwardly and says "wow. all we give our chauffeur on Christmas is a bottle of wine."
shana tova everyone
really enjoying the fact that people have said "this too is Torah", "y'all need Jesus", and "by Allah you people are dogs" in the notes. I hit the Abrahamic tumblr trifecta
Seal Script (ZhuĆ nshÅ« ēÆä¹¦) is the oldest form of Shufa(Chinese calligraphy) still in use today. It emerged during the Zhou Dynasty and was standardized in the Qin Dynasty. The characters are often elongated and composed of balanced, curved lines. It can look complex and retains a somewhat pictorial quality, reminding you of its origins in ancient inscriptions on bronzes and bones. In short, it's a highly artistic and historical style, often used for seals and formal inscriptions. OP is writing the Chinese idiom "č½ęåčneng ge shan wu" describes a person who is both a skilled singer and an elegant dancer. (cr äŗčå ē)
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I think I just found the only reasonable exchange involving two people with opposing views on porn to ever exist on this website
actually so based
every time i ask people if they do any new years resolutions its all ooooo i dont like making them bc i fail or ohhhhh no i couldnt keep up wiht that and then when they ask me and i tell them about Pasta Quest (i am eating as many different pasta shapes as possible in the space of a year) or when i did Fruit Adventures (every time i saw a fruit i had never eaten before id get one and eat it and read the wikipedia article about it) theyre like hang on i forgot you can make Fun Ones i want a fun one
while i actually made this post back in May, since New Yearās is approaching hereās some of my fave suggestions from the tags if youāre looking for inspiration!
other favorites from the notes I didnāt get screenshots of at the time:
learn the names/species of local plants, bugs, and birds where you live (iNaturalist or Merlin the bird app help with this)
learn the rules to 10 new card games
steal the colored paint cards from hardware store paint aisles and use them to make art
try out every different apple variety you can find and rank them
similarly LOTS of people in the notes doing soup quests, and a few cheese quests also
similarly lots of people reading/watching certain amounts of media over the year, and tracking/rating it
track the number of cats/dogs/etc you see over the year
thereās plenty more in there too :)
ITHACA, N.Y. ā The Museum of the Earth, one of the last natural history museums in Upstate New York, faces an imminent threat of foreclosure
If you have ever been tempted by a Paleozoic Pal, like a a stuffed trilobite or a full size eurypterid body pillow, now's the time to buy one, before they and a really lovely little museum are gone for good ššš
Paleozoic Pals⢠Paleozoic Pals⢠are the Paleontological Research Institutionās line of plush fossils. The Paleozoic is the era before dinosa
šššš Happy New Year!!
By Dr. Warren Allmon , Director of the Paleontological Research Institution December 30, 2025 The holidays are a time for āChristmas mo
This is the sorta segment I wish still existed in kidsā shows. Soothing voiceover, mellow music, no flashy graphics. Just a calm behind-the-scenes look at something you might call mundane but that most of us would never have a clue about if no one pulled the curtain back to reveal its inner workings.
Okay but imagine being in kindergarten and seeing something like this, you would absolutely change your mind about wanting to be a fire fighter or teacher or whatever Job you've been told is cool and possible to grow up to do because wait a minute it's just like play-doh, there's so much it's kept in trash cans, you can use your hands to smear icing everywhere? It smells like cinnamon buns all the time?! Yes please!
I vaguely remember having a field trip to a bakery in kindergarten and thinking croissants were magical and that I wanted to make them in the future cuz kneading dough looked fun.
I couldnāt resist
I knew exactly what I was in for but that didnāt stop me from absolutely losing it
can i come over and do this at you
It will never cease to amuse me
The small "kill me" oh he's SO done
ACTUALLY you know what I have something to add to this:
that's Weird Al
"The Order of Our Father of Perpetual Refrain" is incredibly pleasing to say out loud. girl the alliteration
come back my scarab
please come back my scarab
i,m so fuckign sorryy my scarab