My love for fictional characters will never die

[fangirl-overload13]

From: Innovation, Science and Economic Development Canada  

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[dragon-in-a-fez]

anon hater just accused me of (among other things) "encouraging kids to install malware on their parents' computers". I don't remember ever doing that but it sounded like a fun concept for a post so here are some ideas for things to install on your parents' computers!

a custom DNS resolver that blocks access to Fox News and other right-wing propaganda outlets

a keylogger to capture the admin password for your router so you can disable parental controls

a VPN or a virtual machine running the Tor browser to bypass access restrictions and age verification checks

your own "parental controls" browser extension, set up to send you notifications if your parents visit websites that indicate they might be spying on you (e.g. Life360)

a userscript that adds a fake virus warning popup to the donation pages of fascist political parties

have fun! make sure to do loads of reading and learn how things work so you can break them safely and effectively!

oh, and anon, my advice to you is never stab a man who collects knives

[release-the-sheep]

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[byjove]

I was going to say “they had nothing to do back then” but then I realized someone would be livestreaming this if it happened today

[what-even-is-thiss]

There’s definitions of things but there’s often parts of a thing that exist on the edge of that definition but everyone knows is still that thing. Definitions are useful but at the end of the day you know a thing when you see it. You know that a horse is not a chair and that a 90s inflatable chair is a chair and that a table is not a chair even if someone is sitting on it. You know a chair when you see it. A beanbag both is and is not a type of chair and this is a comfortable truth.

But anyways that’s also kind of how gender works.

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Golden Girls providing love and open compassion for everyone ✨🐿️💞

[beetleniac]

waoh

[existennialmemes]

Companies in the 2000s: You wouldn't download a car! Digital copies are still stealing, even if the original copy remains with us.

Companies in the 2020s: That digital copy, which you have paid for, doesn't really belong to you. We're removing it from your library now.

[existennialmemes]

Companies deleting media you've literally purchased is 1000x more realistically "stealing" than digital piracy, you cannot change my mind

[dizzyghoast]

every so often i remember how awesome the modern interconnected multicultural world is. i grew up getting to hear fairy tales from all over the world. africa, asia, europe, america. everywhere in between. i can have bagels for breakfast, curry for lunch, and ramen for dinner without even leaving the city limits. music and art and philosophy and technology that originated thousands of miles and years apart from eachother have come together and interwoven into something greater than the sum of its parts. its hard not fall into despair when thinking about the horrors but god. god the wonders.

[dizzyghoast]

you can have friends on the other side of the planet! neither of you even has to travel!!!!! you can just talk to them whenever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bobacupcake]

its a mystery

[moon184]

‘they’re all gonna laugh at me’ but it’s Dick after the fourth time he was assaulted.

‘they’re all gonna laugh at me’ but it’s Jason feeling the pit in his lungs after a bad patrol and just wants his Dad.

‘they’re all gonna laugh at me’ but it’s Cass being unable to verbalize what she feels.

‘they’re all gonna laugh at me’ but it’s Tim who keeps having nightmares after Joker Junior.

‘they’re all gonna laugh at me’ but it’s Damian who wants to leave the vigilante life behind and become a doctor.

‘they’re all gonna laugh at me’ but it’s Bruce trying to lead the Justice League full of aliens and superheroes.

[no-tengo-ojos]

Incredible things happening on tumblr

[robs-your-robins]

I'm not the biggest fan of the art style of Contagion but these panels give me life.

Alfred lowkey convincing Dick that Tim died a horrible death from the Clench, only to be like "hey it was funny at the time" and "what was I meant to do? Not traumatise you, be real, Master Dick"

Let's commit assault with Mama 💜

Tim being a spoiled kid who is about to ask batdad for an elevator because his little legs are sick of walking up and diwn those stairs

Tim snoozing 😭😭😭

"Ivy, you know I'm fucking gay, you're gay, I'm not in the mood to pretend to be straight right now, people are dying, you have a girlfriend, you're better than this"

[viiiiiliiiii]

Neil tries to pull Andrew in for a kiss the first time Andrew jerks him off, only for Andrew to stop him with a firm hand against his chest, keeping just enough distance between them. and I can so vividly picture those impossibly blue eyes, glossy with want, wide with quiet confusion, slightly frown brows, his breathing already uneven, as Neil looks up at Andrew and realizes he can’t have the one touch he wants most. Andrew, you’re stronger than anyone will ever be.

[minerva-yearns]

neil is very much “that’s my man and imma stick beside him” and is completely unashamed and 100% proud of the ensuing chaos

while andrew is also “that’s my man and imma stick beside him” but is slightly embarrassed, throughly entertained, and 100% reexamining his life choices