Assbutt.

Hi? I'm Alexandra and I'm from Canada eh! I love a lot of shit, so yea. I spend my day on the Internet like everybody.

[qothqueen]

the only people who ever call me pretty are either old or online

[rorythenosepond]

[starscream]

#buffering

[ashgreymemory]

[beearthurs]

#I have reblogged this post like four times today #don’t even care

[just-a-fan-of-delicious-flavor]

I bet if you opened his mouth the AOL screeching sound would come out

[danfreakindavis-deactivated2019]

someone help i just ate an entire watermelon and i just cut open a second one

[danfreakindavis-deactivated2019]

update: i’m out of watermelon

[postpastels--deactivated-deacti]

make watermelon clothes

[danfreakindavis-deactivated2019]

[gendvr-blog]

how does one not reblog this

[amorverde]

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

[fxckedupholiday-blog]

[ashtonvirus]

You coming?

[waluigiology]

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

[serinos-kitt]

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

[venusinpiscis]

[florawrsaurus]

What the fuck is this

[found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt]

why

[lvngdonscurse]

Why does this hurt me so

This shit is supposed to be funny

[deansfuckingpudding]

It hurt my feels

[lenaiuthor]

[riddlemetom]

[deansfuckingpudding]

He’s not afraid to get up all in your business.

[thecurtains]

[maryorjane]

sassy even before lucifer took over his body

[starry-night-on-the-impala]

Maybe you need to be full of sass so Luci is comfortable with your body.

[jenniferlawrencedaily]

[jenniferlawrencedaily]

[callme-swarley]

[unclemother]

*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*

[blxckmagic-deactivated20170422]

All hail our moose king.