neither.

what a clusterfuck.

[sevendurst-deactivated20241019]

i have to PRETEND i have to DAYDREAM or i will KILL MYSELF

[beebox-illustrations]

That’s why no one ever goes against them. Sorry Theo, seems like you are in dire need of ear plugs.

Have a nice week lovelies 🌻✨

[oflights]

i have been laughing about this to myself all day

[quail-in-red]

Bringing this back for Easter weekend 🐣🐰🥚

[oflights]

SCREAM QUAIL I'M LOSING IT

[toastbutteregg]

[bluebutter-art]

How it started vs. How it’s going meme

[dylob]

Mitch Rapp + side profile

[valtsv]

the real life version of being doomed by the narrative is knowing you have work in the morning

[valtsv]

the irl version of being stuck in the timeloop is also going to work

[prettiestcaptain]

Totally correct quotes of Stiles & Friends [5/?]

[brucebocchi]

today the miami dolphins punter accidentally kicked a ball directly into his teammate’s ass

[orcboxer]

[thischick25]

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

It should be night for a month just so we can see who panics who lives and who dies

[thesnadger]

[ashstfu]

“are you sure you want to unsubscribe?” no i just scrolled to the bottom of the email and clicked the link just for the thrill of opening another tab

[maestrosigma]

excellent names on the enemy team tonight

[funnytwittertweets]

[twitblr]

[jpegm4fia]

five nights at boobies

[charlottan]

Come on man

[jpegm4fia]

five boobs at breasties

[evilwizard]

oh i can’t fucking believe this. the gods—they smote me. just smited me out of the blue. i’ve been smit. they gave me absolutely no warning before smating me. smoted my guts all over the place. with thunderbolts and everything. absolutely smurted me

[andhumanslovedstories]

I love when there’s a really bending heavy episode because you just KNOW Sokka is about to get the dumbest C plot

[andhumanslovedstories]

They stuck that boy in a hole for 22 minutes