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cat-saturn

midnight spaghetti

evilestscientist

sitcom compass I made instead of studying for my exams

lesbianfreyja

anyway. am i wrong

i-quote-shit

"Sure—I did plenty of stupid things. Stupider than you! But me,' he said, toying with a cigarette, 'I was trying to have fun and be happy. You wanted to be dead. It’s different.'" - Boris Pavlikovsky (The Goldfinch by Donna Tartt)

branwyn-says

normalize my 12th grade English teacher, who admitted that his favorite TV show was Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and when a male student suggested that it was because Buffy/Sarah Michelle Gellar was hot, wrinkled his face like he’d bitten into something rotten and dead, and said, “At my age (he was 53), there is nothing less sexy than a teenager. You’re all disgusting messes.” It was 1999, I was 17, and I’d grown up in conservative Christian schools and churches. In my life I’d heard heard dozens of sermons from male preachers and teachers and even some older students, whining about how hard it was to be a dude and not commit the sin of thinking sexual thoughts, and how they needed women to wear long skirts and cover their bodies to objectify them

and my bitter, misanthropic, atheist Brit Lit teacher, who hated my class because he was obsessed with teaching Huckleberry Finn but got stuck with Shakespeare and Jane Austen, was the first, and this day the last man I have ever heard articulate a rebuttal from the depths of his soul to the idea that it was normal for teenage girls to be desirable to middle aged men

swingsetindecember

where the superhero and villain have a common friend that they have to hold it together for

“claire is getting married next week”

“i can reschedule the death ray”

“OH CAN YOU?”

cheeseanonioncrisps

“Aha! I have foiled your evil plan! Now the restaurant will be sa— wait, is this that place that fired Hannah?”

“Yeah, and they were all dicks to her about it.”

“Oh, right. Well… guess I can let you destroy it a little.”

lasrina

“I’ve defeated you! Now tell me where you’ve taken Matt!”

“What? MATT’S MISSING?”

“Wait. You’re not the one who trashed his apartment?”

“For God’s sake, Caroline, you should’ve just texted me about this. Gimme my phone, I gotta make some calls.”

drawyour-otps-ocs-squad

Which of your ocs are like this?

blondejaneblonde

The sum of these posts makes it look like they have multiple friends in common, and I’m wondering what the group chat is like.

lets-steal-an-archive

This may seem like an exaggeration, the idea that one can learn how to properly think like a criminal by learning how crime stories work. On a personal note, let me tell a story from the Leverage writer’s room.

Apollo Robbins (http://www.istealstuff.com/) runs a crew of professional thieves who consult for law enforcement. He was also our criminal consultant on Leverage. Every few weeks he would visit the writer’s room to advise on the scripts and keep us up to date about new cons and the latest in criminal technology.

One day during the third season he sat in with the writers while we broke a story. We posted the details of a real-life white collar criminal up on the room’s whiteboard, using him as the basis for our Mark. We looked at his weaknesses, how he moved his money, what his hobbies were. Once we were happy with that element of the story we added a Vault to the mix, one that used an interesting new alarm technology we’d researched. We then spent about an hour figuring out how to circumvent that alarm. We even sketched out a map of the imaginary building so we could keep track of our Crew’s movements during the Job.

“Well, I’m done here,” Apollo muttered. Noting our confusion, he pointed at the board and index cards cluttering the wall. “This is exactly how real Crews plan these things. This writer’s room is now a fully functioning criminal gang. You could be thieves.”

Of course writing television pays better than crime (usually), with far less chance of being arrested (usually), so we all managed to resist the temptation. But aside from the day a US Attorney asked us to change a plot because we’d created a scam that was a little too foolproof, or when a Homeland Security Agent admitted they were spooked by a security hole we’d exploited in our season finale, it was certainly one of the proudest moments I had on the show.

Source: "CrimeWorld" by John Rogers in Fate Worlds Volume Two: Worlds in Shadow. Evil Hat Productions, 2013: 20.

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craig calling kenny kenneth brainrot

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It’s the simple things in life (x)

#y does this make so fucking happy #i miss frolicking #im gonna go frolic in my yard now i miss it

forprideuses

"Oh"

yascireslots

hm yep seems about right

magentapint-deactivated20240701

smile like you’ve eaten the past 2 days kids

dudemarsh

craig’s gang: the wholly supportive squad™, always there for each other be it 2am or just a bad day, “hey man we saved you a seat”, snarky ass comments within the boundaries, group pic game on point, have probably memorized each others phone numbers

stan and those guys: held together purely by the power of blackmail, “we’ve been through so much shit together that it’s literally impossible to just walk away now”, half-lethal dares for no other reason than being bored, know more about each other than about themselves, would and have kicked each others asses w/o hesistance, “would you sell out your friends for-” “yes.”