Sing Me Moonstuck, Kiss Me Quite Insane

Catherine, Slytherin, Aspiring Film Hoe and Business Slut

[butchhamlet]

a month ago i picked up a book on stage directing in my school’s black box and opened to a random page and it was something about making shakespearean actors rehearse by adding the word fuck to their lines to turn the archaic language into something familiar for the emotional resonance (of course taking it out as rehearsals move along to fix rhythm/etc but just to start off) and the example it gave was the solid flesh speech. like. iirc it was specifically “but two fucking months dead”

and like. im obsessed with this. as a concept. not even for acting i just think it’s so fucking funny. to be or not to be, that’s the fucking question. is this a fucking dagger i see before me. this is the excellent fuckery of the world -

[purplemuskrat]

What fucking fire is in mine ears? Here is my fucking butt.

[socialshakespeare]

“Press not a falling man too fucking far!” - Lord Chamberlain, Henry VIII, Act 3 scene 2

[daughter-of-prospero]

One of my absolute favourite things in the world is a ‘fuck run’. If the energy is too low, or the intensity is dropping the director might ask you to run a scene, or sometimes even the whole play, and insert ‘fuck’ or any of its derivatives wherever you feel the urge to. I have never experienced anything so quickly and ferociously liven a scene. It’s like a defibrillator. 

Once did the last half of Oedipus Rex as a ‘fuck run’ leading to such incredible double entendres as: ‘Oedipus, son, dear child, who motherfucking bore you’.

Other highlights from times I’ve either taken part or seen a fuck run:

“I would eat his heart in the fucking marketplace” ”I have, of late, though wherefore I know the fuck not, lost all my motherfucking mirth.” “Your royal father’s fucking murdered.” “Fuckfuckfuck. O, by fucking who?” ”Gentlemen, remember that I am a fucking ass” ”Why the fuck did you bring these fucking daggers from the place? They must lie fucking there! Fuck! Go fucking carry them, and smear the sleepy grooms with fucking blood” “Screw your courage the FUCKING sticking place and we’ll not fail”

[dearest-darling-dead]

We once did a run through where we treated “ho” like it had modern usage. Lead to things like “what ho?” and “who’s within there, ho?” 

[kaijuno]

im glad being on this hellsite for 9 years has finally paid off tonight by reaching its full potential for fucking losing it 

[thelonelybrilliance]

One of my favorite things about Jane Austen is that she knew the real fear wasn’t running into some terrifying Frenchman or finding your lover’s wife in the attic…it was having to spend time with someone who is slighter cooler than you are, or playing piano in front of a critical audience, or thinking a picnic will be the perfect time for your jokes but then it isn’t

[feraldogqueer-deactivated202012]

More than 1/8th of the White Mountain Apache Tribe has tested positive for Covid-19.

They have been hit EXTREMELY hard and I have seen no posts going around talking about it. It is one of the hardest hit places in ARIZONA, a state that already has horribly high case numbers.

They have a Covid relief gofundme. Please donate if you can and spread this if you can't.

White Mountain Apache Tribe COVID-19 Relief Fund organized by White Mountain Apache Tribe

The White Mountain Apache Tribe COVID-19 relief fund has been… White Mountain Apache Tribe needs your support for White Mountain Apache Trib

[magicgoose123]

they’re currently at less than a tenth of their goal.

[medievalthymes]

my love language is the same as a crow. if you’re nice to me i’ll bring you useless little trinkets from my travels that made me think of you

[lesbianralzarek]

i wanna be rich but in a socialist utopia where everyone’s needs are met already so that i can drop bonkers amounts of money on vacations without being a greedy piece of shit 

[lesbianralzarek]

i wanna have a $400 bottle of champagne but, like, only if everyone in yemen has access to clean drinking water and there are no more concentration camps, ya feel me?

[catchymemes]

[aeliad]

HI LET’S SHARE NICOLE’S WORDS ON THE SUBJECT! 

It has been literal years but every time I see Martin’s tweets posted somewhere and his word is shared as truth while her post is not shared it sort of reiterates the fact that we trust men to speak about feminism more than we believe women who experience it. 

Interesting, innit? https://medium.com/@nickyknacks/working-while-female-59a5de3ad266

[wiseacrewhimsy]

Reading her account of how their boss treated her blows me away. Men are so emboldened that they will literally admit to illegal discrimination casually and face no consequences.

[the-geek-cornucopia]

In all the years of seeing this post I’ve never seen a link to her side. Didn’t even know she’d written one.

[pluts04]

Adding screenshots of her post. His whole post is there without needing a link. Hers should be, too.

Also, she posted this is 2017! It’s fucking 2020 and I’ve seen his side of this for years, but it took 3 years for her side to make its way to my dash…

[thou-creature-of-the-deep]

I’ve reblogged his story at least twice; it’s time for Nicole’s.

[afeelgoodblog]

Always be a good friend

[dearest-darling-dead]

In middle school my friends would all bring once extra snack because I never had enough food. It was wonderful. Bless them. 

[eroticaremix1]

Loving One Direction in 2013 is the most fun I ever had on the Internet, nothing will ever compare

[lakemichiganbaby-deactivated202]

“i do not dream of labor” yes u do. labor is fulfilling. u dream of a world where ur labor isnt exploited and its that or starvation. i guarantee u dream of labor. labor is a necessity and in and of itself is a good thing.

[lakemichiganbaby-deactivated202]

if u dream of having a garden, of painting murals, cooking or baking for people, researching in a lab, or writing stories, u dream of labor. which is good! we all jus hate having our labor exploited and being underpaid for the value of our work. nobody wants to just sit at home and do NOTHING as quarantine proved! in and of itself labor is fulfilling and contributes to the betterment and advancement of society, too many people are just barred by arbitrary divides (class, education) and unable to perform labor they’d be best suited for, or that type of labor (arts, service industry) is undervalued and underpaid.

[smitethestate]

Senate Votes to Allow FBI to Look at Your Web Browsing History Without a Warrant

The government just got even more power to spy on your internet habits as millions remain quarantined at home.

Excuse me while I google “the FBI can eat my whole ass” 50 times per day.

[ledeadface]

Track Me Not is a Firefox add-on (and Chrome extension, but please just uninstall Chrome) that hides your activity in a cloud of noise by googling random phrases. You can modify which search engines it uses, how often it makes searches, and even give it a blacklist of terms to not use in searches. 

[smitethestate]

Thanks I added the fuck out of that.

[dearest-darling-dead]

Hey just so everyone knows this hasn’t passed Congress yet. The Senate sent it back to the House and its been in conference for over a month. This isn’t my issue area so idk but my guess is Nadler and co are going to try to get this taken out. If you want to be proactive you can write to your reps and ask them to introduce an amendment that would undo this when the House votes on the Senate version of the bill. 

[sneakyfeets]

[theweirdwideweb]

Isn’t it crazy how women are supposed to be in their 20s their whole life.

[radmenace]

including when they’re in their teens

[theunwomen]

[thealogie]

Sometimes reminiscing about pre-quarantine I feel like minor Russian royalty reminiscing about pre-communist revolution times. I’m like...ah yes I used to wear different beautiful outfits to work every day and shake the hands of many people without fear. I would simply leave my house and stroll into a bar for a last-minute cocktail with a friend. I would knock back oysters, sitting elbow-to-elbow with others at the counter. there were plays and concerts I never went to. The tzar invited us over often and had a GIANT chandelier

[anarcho-smarmyism]

start pushing for prison abolition or at the very least widespread reform right now i mean it. you can’t say “fuck the police” and “all cops are bastards” and talk about alternatives to police, but say nothing about alternatives to prison and the crime against humanity that is the racist drug war and the U.S.’s mass incarceration, the financial machine behind the police industrial complex

[airsignz]

top 3 funniest things that i’ve read about animal crossing in the past couple days

1. that person on twitter saying they were genuinely being bullied by a snooty villager and also called it harassment

2. another person on twitter talking about how it’s fucked up to say that you shouldn’t wanna fuck animal crossing characters

3. this

[clownhaggard]

op u forgot the person who harrassed someone into deleting their account for 'copying their friends layout' and then bragged about it lol

[kubohyena]

[micaxiii]

What is it with cute fluffy friendly media fandoms being full of heartless heinous harpies?

[dearest-darling-dead]

Don’t forget the girl who got mad at her boyfriends friend because she thought the friends avatar was dressed too slutty to be coming to her boyfriends island 

[cloudedsunshines]

i feel like u can tell a lot about a person by where they sat in the classroom, so reblog with where u sat and ur star sign, i’m back of the room by the windows taurus