Tu oublieras

Legends of Tomorrow, magic, music, crystals, divination, horror, languages, comics, stuff.

[qillermeme]

[parakeet]

His painty foot prints 😭 his hands covered in paint 😭 little man this cannot be good for you need to change your life style or you might pass away

[visibun]

my very first thought here:

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[anarchistmemedistro]

[mosslingg]

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

[elvain]

lowkey wish alison blaire wasnt a mom but thats bc i wish she was a lesbian who spends most of her weekends sitting on jennifer walter's face. but you cant win em all so i wish she was just a lesbian ig

[pluts04]

Would you settle for bisexual?

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Much as different birds have different names for their flocks, such as a gaggle of geese or a murmuration of starlings, the size of the grouping also has unique adjectives. A murder of crows can range from first to third degree, and a groping of tits can be gentle or ravenous depending on how many tits, titmice or chickadees are present.

[musteladraconis]

heres my question: can a gentle or ravenous groping of tits do things boobily, meaning they do things that only tits would do? or is that exclusive to booby species?

example: the gentle groping of tits flew boobily around their nests.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

No, tits act nothing like blue-footed boobies. Though tit behavior (known as titty flocking) is firm and perky, boobies in flight will tend to lift and separate. A groping of tits does not in any way resemble a jiggling of boobies, be it subtle or pendulous.

[animentality]

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dragonpyre]

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[chips1977]

SLUT WORLD IS UNDER ATTACK

[sherdnerd]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

Slut World sounds like a theme park. hey op where is it located and how much are tickets

[pluts04]

I have a friend who would love this place!

[king-monky]

thanks keyboard, when I accidentally typed hest instead of best I totally wanted the hest (norwegian word for horse) emoji

[lilium-orientalis-deactivated20]

It can happen to the

of us

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It was the hest of times, it was the horse of times

[pluts04]

So the date I was so excited about didn’t happen. Twice. He turned out to be a liar and an asshole. I wasted a month talking to him and being played a fool.

[pluts04]

I have a date tomorrow! It’ll be the first date I’ve been on in well over 6 months.

I’m nervous as fuck.

[pluts04]

No it is not the guy that comes into my office. Speaking of, he hasn’t been in my office since. I knew he was just being friendly!