❤️Kris❤️

If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?

[dearest-kryptonite]

I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might, Kryptonite~

picrew

[Image description: a picrew of Kris. He is a tan boy with medium length blonde hair. He has orange cat ears and fangs like a kitty. He also gets legitimate heart eyes when looking at his favorite person. He has a scar on his face and is waving at the camera. He wears a cream colored collar and a black tank top.]

Name?

"I'm Kris!"

Age?

"I'm 18! Finally get to say I'm an adult, yes!"

Pronouns?

"He/him!"

Sexuality?

"Uh- um- well- anyone? I don't know. I guess I'll figure that out."

Likes?

"Oh- oh! I like kitty cats, and people, really, I am such an extrovert."

Dislikes?

"Dogs. Which is ironic, because some people say I act like a golden retriever."

Disclaimers: This is an RP account. Kris has bipolar (I) disorder. The concept of nor the song Kryptonite is owned by me.

Tags:

#if I go crazy then will you still call me superman 👋 - Kris interactions

#kryptonite 💚 - love (/r) interest interaction

#if not for me then you'd be dead 💫 - Kris displaying bipolar symptoms (mania or depression)

#i wanna fuck you like an animal 😽 - NSFW

[dearest-kryptonite]

Ooc: this blog is inactive because I said so and I'm mod so what I say goes

[dearest-kryptonite]

Osiris is not dead but he has died, Thor will die and Pallas, a nymph, which are minor gods, is dead. Point is, Gods can die.

All this to say Momus is dead

"Osiris is a death god, that's something I'd expect of him. Thor will die during ragnarok, which is basically the Rapture in Norse mythology. Everyone will die. So that doesn't really concern me because everyone will be dead. And Pallas is a nymph. Like you said. Certainly not on the same level as, say, Athena. What do you call Pallas? A nymph. What do you call Athena? A god. There's a distinction there. And I'm not trying to anger the gods or anything, but, nymph is generally lower in status than god. Do you hear what I'm saying?"

He sighs.

"Momus is literally a concept. The concept of grief and mockery or something. I don't know. I should probably learn more about him. But, yeah. Until those concepts die, which would mean humans as a whole don't experience basic emotions, he's not dead."

[voices-of-the-furry-boi]

He is an embodiment of concepts

[dearest-kryptonite]

"That's what I said."

[dearest-kryptonite]

Drops a photo of Momus in front of Kris

"This bitch here deserves death"

"So did Lincoln according to half the country. But then everyone got upset when he was killed. So maybe let's not recreate that, hm?"

[dearest-kryptonite]

Oh Izanami is another god who died too

"Are you for real lecturing me about a religion that was around when- probably even before- samurai were still considered good people."

[dearest-kryptonite]

Osiris is not dead but he has died, Thor will die and Pallas, a nymph, which are minor gods, is dead. Point is, Gods can die.

All this to say Momus is dead

"Osiris is a death god, that's something I'd expect of him. Thor will die during ragnarok, which is basically the Rapture in Norse mythology. Everyone will die. So that doesn't really concern me because everyone will be dead. And Pallas is a nymph. Like you said. Certainly not on the same level as, say, Athena. What do you call Pallas? A nymph. What do you call Athena? A god. There's a distinction there. And I'm not trying to anger the gods or anything, but, nymph is generally lower in status than god. Do you hear what I'm saying?"

He sighs.

"Momus is literally a concept. The concept of grief and mockery or something. I don't know. I should probably learn more about him. But, yeah. Until those concepts die, which would mean humans as a whole don't experience basic emotions, he's not dead."

[dearest-kryptonite]

Pallas, Osiris and Thor are all gods and they have died. Gods can die

He rolled his eyes.

"Pallas has been dead for a long time. She was a nymph. The other two aren't dead. At least get your facts straight first."

[dearest-kryptonite]

Just fyi monus is gonna die or smth soon so say your goodbyes ig

"WHAT?"

He thinks for a moment.

"Wait. He's a god. He can't die. You were just pranking me to see my reaction."

[dearest-kryptonite]

CAT TWO, ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

@child-of-angels

He huffs.

"I'm not a cat."

[dearest-kryptonite]

Breaking a wall? Me? Never!

"Uh-huh."

[best-trickster-god]

Kris had been so upset. Why did he ever break up with Momus? Stupid, stupid, stupid! That's why he went for a walk, to clear his head. But his head wouldn't clear, in fact, it only got worse. And he missed Momus so much. He just- he needed to see him again.

So, when he got to a clearing in the forest, near a lake, he decided now would be a good time. What a pretty view to share with Momus, right?

"Um... Momus? Are you there?"

- @dearest-kryptonite

*And miles away, Momus was lying on his floor, tired, and then his ears twitched. He had heard his name, and it sounded like Kris*

*The god stood up, grabbed his glasses, and quickly ran outside, casting a quick teleportation spell, and in an instant, he appeared in the clearing, standing face to face with Kris*

......is it really you?

[dearest-kryptonite]

Kris approaches Momus and wraps his arms around him, hugging him as tight as he can. Please don't push him away, please don't push him away.

"I missed you."

[best-trickster-god]

*He freezes, stuck in thought. Should he hug back? He wants to cry. No, don't cry, that'll make you seem pathetic.... actually that might help guilt him into staying. No. What does he do in the end, after a minute of thinking?*

....I missed you too

[dearest-kryptonite]

"I'm sorry I broke up with you."

He mumbles. It was the worst decision he's ever made in his whole entire life to break up with Momus. Why would he do that?

[best-trickster-god]

*He doesn't respond. He doesn't know what to say. He doesn't want to do anything in case he upsets Kris, he doesn't want to risk losing him again... even if he's not fully sure that he wants him again. Momus's tail sways quietly behind him*

*Just between you and me, readers, he took too much Lethe powder and kinda forgot he shot the arrow, at least he has for now, just needs something to jog his memory for him to remember.*

[dearest-kryptonite]

"I'm sorry."

He said louder, thinking Momus didn't hear him. Why else wouldn't he respond?

[best-trickster-god]

I...

*Don't cry don't cry don't cry, you have no good reason to cry, if you cry you're weak and pathetic and needy. If he thinks you're like that there's no way he'd ever want to be with you again, or even be around you, no one ever wants to be around you for a reason after all*

*A small tear drops from the daimona's eye but he tries to hide it*

[dearest-kryptonite]

Kris just hugs him harder, as hard as he could. He didn't want Momus to cry. He didn't want Momus to leave him ever again. Even if Kris was the one that broke up with him in the first place- it was a stupid decision. He's never letting go again.

[best-trickster-god]

*The daimona finally hugs back, and very tightly, fearful, and relieved, and terrified, and happy*

[dearest-kryptonite]

"Do you think... we could maybe be boyfriends again?"

Please say yes, please say yes. He thinks he might die if Momus said no.

[best-trickster-god]

Kris had been so upset. Why did he ever break up with Momus? Stupid, stupid, stupid! That's why he went for a walk, to clear his head. But his head wouldn't clear, in fact, it only got worse. And he missed Momus so much. He just- he needed to see him again.

So, when he got to a clearing in the forest, near a lake, he decided now would be a good time. What a pretty view to share with Momus, right?

"Um... Momus? Are you there?"

- @dearest-kryptonite

*And miles away, Momus was lying on his floor, tired, and then his ears twitched. He had heard his name, and it sounded like Kris*

*The god stood up, grabbed his glasses, and quickly ran outside, casting a quick teleportation spell, and in an instant, he appeared in the clearing, standing face to face with Kris*

......is it really you?

[dearest-kryptonite]

Kris approaches Momus and wraps his arms around him, hugging him as tight as he can. Please don't push him away, please don't push him away.

"I missed you."

[best-trickster-god]

*He freezes, stuck in thought. Should he hug back? He wants to cry. No, don't cry, that'll make you seem pathetic.... actually that might help guilt him into staying. No. What does he do in the end, after a minute of thinking?*

....I missed you too

[dearest-kryptonite]

"I'm sorry I broke up with you."

He mumbles. It was the worst decision he's ever made in his whole entire life to break up with Momus. Why would he do that?

[best-trickster-god]

*He doesn't respond. He doesn't know what to say. He doesn't want to do anything in case he upsets Kris, he doesn't want to risk losing him again... even if he's not fully sure that he wants him again. Momus's tail sways quietly behind him*

*Just between you and me, readers, he took too much Lethe powder and kinda forgot he shot the arrow, at least he has for now, just needs something to jog his memory for him to remember.*

[dearest-kryptonite]

"I'm sorry."

He said louder, thinking Momus didn't hear him. Why else wouldn't he respond?

[best-trickster-god]

I...

*Don't cry don't cry don't cry, you have no good reason to cry, if you cry you're weak and pathetic and needy. If he thinks you're like that there's no way he'd ever want to be with you again, or even be around you, no one ever wants to be around you for a reason after all*

*A small tear drops from the daimona's eye but he tries to hide it*

[dearest-kryptonite]

Kris just hugs him harder, as hard as he could. He didn't want Momus to cry. He didn't want Momus to leave him ever again. Even if Kris was the one that broke up with him in the first place- it was a stupid decision. He's never letting go again.

[best-trickster-god]

Kris had been so upset. Why did he ever break up with Momus? Stupid, stupid, stupid! That's why he went for a walk, to clear his head. But his head wouldn't clear, in fact, it only got worse. And he missed Momus so much. He just- he needed to see him again.

So, when he got to a clearing in the forest, near a lake, he decided now would be a good time. What a pretty view to share with Momus, right?

"Um... Momus? Are you there?"

- @dearest-kryptonite

*And miles away, Momus was lying on his floor, tired, and then his ears twitched. He had heard his name, and it sounded like Kris*

*The god stood up, grabbed his glasses, and quickly ran outside, casting a quick teleportation spell, and in an instant, he appeared in the clearing, standing face to face with Kris*

......is it really you?

[dearest-kryptonite]

Kris approaches Momus and wraps his arms around him, hugging him as tight as he can. Please don't push him away, please don't push him away.

"I missed you."

[best-trickster-god]

*He freezes, stuck in thought. Should he hug back? He wants to cry. No, don't cry, that'll make you seem pathetic.... actually that might help guilt him into staying. No. What does he do in the end, after a minute of thinking?*

....I missed you too

[dearest-kryptonite]

"I'm sorry I broke up with you."

He mumbles. It was the worst decision he's ever made in his whole entire life to break up with Momus. Why would he do that?

[best-trickster-god]

*He doesn't respond. He doesn't know what to say. He doesn't want to do anything in case he upsets Kris, he doesn't want to risk losing him again... even if he's not fully sure that he wants him again. Momus's tail sways quietly behind him*

*Just between you and me, readers, he took too much Lethe powder and kinda forgot he shot the arrow, at least he has for now, just needs something to jog his memory for him to remember.*

[dearest-kryptonite]

"I'm sorry."

He said louder, thinking Momus didn't hear him. Why else wouldn't he respond?

[dearest-kryptonite]

I'm back my pretty boy, miss me?~

-❤️‍🩹

Kris lifted his head, looking at ❤️‍🩹. Then, his head flops down, not wanting to move or do anything for the time being.

[the-bandaged-he4rt]

Awww, you alright darling?

[dearest-kryptonite]

"❤️‍🔥 came to visit."

He didn't think he needed to explain more than that, honestly.

[the-bandaged-he4rt]

Lemme guess, he fucked you?

[dearest-kryptonite]

"Mhm."

There was barely any movement, and his voice was hoarse. Not even a nod.

[the-bandaged-he4rt]

Need some water?

[dearest-kryptonite]

He just groans quietly at the thought. He did not want to move, not even to sit up to drink water.

"'M fine."

[the-bandaged-he4rt]

Jesus what did he do to you?

[dearest-kryptonite]

"Ugh... sex?"

[the-bandaged-he4rt]

Given the state you're in, I'm not sure I'd class that as sex

[dearest-kryptonite]

"Well what would you call it?"

[dearest-kryptonite]

Friendly reminder Kris, make sure to get plenty of sleep.

"I will, thank you!"

[dearest-kryptonite]

I'm back my pretty boy, miss me?~

-❤️‍🩹

Kris lifted his head, looking at ❤️‍🩹. Then, his head flops down, not wanting to move or do anything for the time being.

[the-bandaged-he4rt]

Awww, you alright darling?

[dearest-kryptonite]

"❤️‍🔥 came to visit."

He didn't think he needed to explain more than that, honestly.

[the-bandaged-he4rt]

Lemme guess, he fucked you?

[dearest-kryptonite]

"Mhm."

There was barely any movement, and his voice was hoarse. Not even a nod.

[the-bandaged-he4rt]

Need some water?

[dearest-kryptonite]

He just groans quietly at the thought. He did not want to move, not even to sit up to drink water.

"'M fine."

[the-bandaged-he4rt]

Jesus what did he do to you?

[dearest-kryptonite]

"Ugh... sex?"

[dearest-kryptonite]

I'm back my pretty boy, miss me?~

-❤️‍🩹

Kris lifted his head, looking at ❤️‍🩹. Then, his head flops down, not wanting to move or do anything for the time being.

[the-bandaged-he4rt]

Awww, you alright darling?

[dearest-kryptonite]

"❤️‍🔥 came to visit."

He didn't think he needed to explain more than that, honestly.

[the-bandaged-he4rt]

Lemme guess, he fucked you?

[dearest-kryptonite]

"Mhm."

There was barely any movement, and his voice was hoarse. Not even a nod.

[the-bandaged-he4rt]

Need some water?

[dearest-kryptonite]

He just groans quietly at the thought. He did not want to move, not even to sit up to drink water.

"'M fine."