Look, stuff

[princesstigerbelle]

Powdered donut

[thebootydiaries]

this took me an hour to make

[mcbambi21-blog]

I could draw something ten time better then that in an hour

[thebootydiaries]

im only 18

[scarecrowmes]

So am I and in addition to myself, half my friends could do so as well.

[thebootydiaries]

but im only 18

[thebootydiaries]

bro is my fannypack ruining my fit , be honest

[happyclam17]

nah bro. u good bro

[thebootydiaries]

love u bro u complete my world,

[thebootydiaries]

i called a place to get winter tires on my car and the guy asked me for my “tire size” and “rim type” i have never been so scared in my life sir i don’t know how to use my windshield wipers

[prideinpassion]

Alright but in reality, if you’re driving a vehicle you should be responsible enough to know your tire size, oil type, how to change a tire, and you should keep jumper cables in your trunk. It’s not cute to be incompetent. Especially when all these things can be learned through comprehensive video tutorials on YouTube, which you most certainly know how to use.

[thebootydiaries]

i would rather die than learn something . Go to hell

[tkthegoddess]

If that is your honest opinion, sadly, you’re dead already, beloved. 💋

[thebootydiaries]

What the hell is going on

[powerburial]

most parents : afraid their child will find their gun and get hurt

me: afraid my son will find my protein powder and get too strong and then he has to be my dad

[torracat]

our friend saw cars 3 so we asked him to give us his honest review of it and all he said was “Lightning McQueen had a smart phone”

[regigigas]

that’s all we need to know

[jaccobazzi]

5 Y hhyt guy I jo 8 oi 9 oh uthj g y8 giI’m u

[regigigas]

Thanks

[gammadoppler]

that was lightning mcqueen trying to contact us bro

[lycanthropoyremade-deactivated2]

i need stop telling ppl to fight me every 10 seconds bc what if they do? im 5ft what am i gonna do? hide in a vent?

[thebootydiaries]

when someone says “muslims need to tell isis to stop” but u already texted isis and they left u on read and now they’re vague-posting about u

[moneyaintathing]

Trust me daddy

[thebootydiaries]

this post is cancelled

[justneckbeardthings]

[shmeards]

took me ten years to cut it in half with this piece of shit sword

[loudbeeping]

look how tiny this dog is

[robloxgf-deactivated20190515]

[etica]

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

bro just turn the lights off bro that way its not gay

[stebbyfrenchguy]

but then how will i see your beautiful eyes bro?

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

bro

[specialmemefresh-deactivated202]

[juliancallos]

[brassparker]

i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.”

[brassparker]

deadass

can we appreciate the respectfully tho?

[minimal7lethal5dose213-deactiva]

[problemheart]

Is this just how he lives