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man of the hour .

[thatduudemic]

Hide & seek but I fuck you wherever I find you.

[mirellebunny]

Bunnies are notoriously fast and even better at hiding... so good luck catching me.

Unless, of course, you make me want to be pinned down.

[deareststake]

when your dick is hard but theres no point in getting off so you hop in the shower to try and get rid of it

[ryebreadedd]

im a protected species you fucking asshole

[bisexualwario]

i can be trusted around the box of ice cream sandwiches in your freezer

[hornytimebee]

"Cockdrunk this" and "cockdrunk that"

What about pussydrunk? What about being so intoxicated with her taste and smell that you beg for it constantly? What about that huh?

[lifeless-marionette]

fastest person to remove my ability to think independently gets a free use doll for as long as they'd like

[writing-prompt-s]

The witch cursed you to become a monster so that your outsides would reflect your character. Your home town took this news better than you would've thought. A lot better. You're more popular than ever and got immediately swamped by marriage proposals from just about everyone available in town.

[cannibalisticsurgee]

(Psspspsp the bold and slanted text is ment to signal Daniel’s thoughts)

PART ONE

Why the hell is it so cold?? ,, I cant feel anything but the wet warmth the stab wound in what I think to be .. my stomach. Hard to tell where those assholes stabbed me- god why did it have to be today out of all days.

This is so stupid, all of it. Whole ordeal is fucking ridiculous, what stupid asshole gets stabbed by some rusty shank and gets mugged all at once? Me… I’m that stupid asshole.

Is it snowing…? I think it’s snowing… I can’t see anything. Holy shit- I’m dying.. it’s not even a cool death,, it’s death by drug deal gone south out of all things! . What a heroic and unique end to a very very “intriguing” life molloy. Very. Fucking. Intriguing. God I should’ve went to rehab last summer- would’ve saved me this while shitty ordeal…. If I’m being honest (which I am.)

So cold- why’d it get colder all of a sudden- I can’t feel my legs… holy shit I’m really dying- like actually dying.

“Eventful evening I see, Mr molloy.” A faint voice rang out, the echo bouncing off the fuzzy edges of the boys fading consciousness. “Tell me, boy.”the devil paused,, the pointed tips of his black leather boots peering into view in-front of the bleeding boy “What did you think was going to happen? I can already tell that it wasn’t anything like this…” the older mused, kicking the freshly fallen snow against his boys blue face.

“As much as I’d hate to say it but you’re rather lucky I found you when I did, you look plenty.” The man chirped, “f-uck you.” The younger bit back bitterly, the faint mutter of the elders commands to “rise” was all that he could hear before blacking out shortly after.

Okay so the next part will be posted as soon as I edit it some more ! I might edit this one later down the line as well, happy pride guys! 🧡🦇

[deareststake]

there’s hella things a dog could do to please it’s owner, though why would they do it ? is it to earn a treat? to be a good puppy? to finally get a bone?

[laneboy666]

I just want to hear the wet sounds that my puppy makes every time I thrust into him and watch him go dumb from so much pleasure while I tell him that he's such a good boy for taking it so well

[hornybingo]

when your owner looks at you and goes like "who's a stupid little mutt? gasp! it's youuuu, yes, such a dumb little dog." thwack. and the rolled up newspaper hits your puppy parts hard, you're all exposed with that swollen tdick out, begging to be touched, and your needy hole already twitching, slick beading at the edges. then tail of course your tail starts wagging like the dumb dog you are, waiting for what's coming—crack—you jolt hard, gushing wetness from your spasming cunt, muscles fluttering wildly in empty need—whap—another sharp smack, sending shockwaves that make you buck, boypussy squirting more slick, quivering from head to tail. and then when he goes "oh, my silly, brainless boy, look how red and swollen you're getting. who's my sloppy mutt? you are! humping the air like an idiot already. such a dumb little doggy..." you realize you're in a real life dream sequence and god hates you. smh.

[hysteric-boy]

Puppy frantically humping bunny, tail wagging as it thinks about the puppies they’re gonna make together!!

Puppy has no idea bunnies and puppies can’t have babies together

[bunniebitezzz]

one time I was at church and the pastor that was speaking was visibly hard and it altered my brain chemistry

[deareststake]

mmmmhhbhg bunny sleeb bunny sleebb

[deareststake]

torture me in a creative way and i’ll get wetter than the mississippi river, slap me, toss me around or just flat out make me suffer. i’d beg and plead for it to stop or for the smallest bit of mercy knowing you won’t give it to me, bloody and bruised, teary eyed and disgusting. . yet i’m still yours.

( i just played valorant and a jett went 69-13 in an unrated. )

[scribeherself]

I think one of the gentlest things in the world is when a friend just gets your weird little brain. like you say half a sentence and they finish it. you reference something incredibly niche from seven years ago and they’re already nodding. they understand your strange vocabulary for emotions that don’t have real words yet. it’s being seen and known and still loved. maybe especially because you’re known. god. what a gift.

[deadeyed-dykething]

let me make your favorite food and get our drinks ready (you won't know if i put anything in them). wasn't it so much work trying to maintain your life all by yourself? wouldn't it be nice to let go? let me take care of you, you don't need to take care of yourself anymore (not that you'll be able to anyway). don't worry about feeling so fuzzy. let me brush your teeth for you. open wide. don't mind how hard i grip your jaw, i need you to hold still. keep your eyes on mine, that's good. you don't have to be responsible for it anymore, any of it, isn't that nice? now yes, i am going to hurt you, but only because you're so cute and because it makes me so happy. you want to make me happy, don't you? of course you do. i'll tell you what a good job you're doing. i'm so proud of you.