Darling I Fancy You

Gabby. Capricorn. 22. 🦋lover🦋 clean your hands, it’s alright. it will never be like before.

[g1-jaj]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[the-radio-star]

Finally some good fucking news

[nnnnnnnn1544-deactivated2026031]

I’m both a “fast replier” and “never replies” type of person. It depends on my mood and who you are

[jasonpriestley]

The Scooby-Doo Project (1999)

[acreaturecalledgreed]

fun fact this special scared so many kids so fucking badly (b/c the blair witch aspect was played weirdly straight) that CN never aired it again 

[hz-archive]

you’re telling me this is real and not a shitpost

[preciousbeaan]

I seriously thought this shit was fake until I looked it up

[drawing-bored-deactivated202312]

that one time a parody of a fake found footage film is believed to be fake until footage is found.

[dykebrucespringsteen]

i found an extended version of the one above in which scrappy is inexplicably out in the woods and the gang, rightly, is scared shitless by him

[sleepnoises]

okay you know that scan/photo of a teen girl’s diary entry that goes like “wore yellow dress today. chris keeps trying to talk to me even though he KNOWS i’m not interested! ugh! man landed on moon.” anyway that’s the mood

[skinhorses]

[sleepnoises]

THIS person is valid, as is their grandmother

[1eos]

im doing my laundry which means im not mentally ill anymore!!!!!!! see y'all depresseds later!!!!!! you bitches can't even SPELL neurotypical!!!!!!!!!

[justlookatthosesausages]

I am not ready for the mood guys

[the-memedaddy]

me_irl

[road-t0-paradise]

I wish sunsets would last longer

[thebootydiaries]

h-hey😣 sowwy im newvous 😣😣 you’w so cute 😓😓 fwickkkkkk

[omglitters]

i cant believe i am alive to see the worst thing thebootydiaries ever wrote

[kylesbogusjourney]

I have this really bad habit of sending two unrelated texts back to back but bridging them with an “also”

So it’ll be like “hey have you seen this funny tweet” quickly followed by “also the news said polio is back”

[thequintab]

I love cheese.

[vvdotcom]

I changed my mind, TikTok is Vine 2, which is amazing.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this bitch empty, TWEET

[adobsonartworks]

Have any of you heard of the Harvard MIT Pigeon Prank?

An MIT student dressed in a black-and-white striped shirt went to the Harvard football stadium every day of one summer, blowing a whistle while scattering breadcrumbs or birdseed to coax neighborhood pigeons down onto the field. At Harvard’s opening game of the season, upon the referee’s first whistle, it’s said that hundreds of pigeons descended onto the field, causing a half-hour delay. 

[cannabiscomrade]

Let’s play another round of Who Has the Biggest Victim Complex?:

A. neurotypical people

B. white people

C. straight people

D. cis people

[autbucky-remade]

but what about men?

[cannabiscomrade]

for once “but what about men” was a phenomenal addition to one of my posts and I applaud you

[whitepeopletwitter]