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They still tell the legend of how you disappeared How you took the money and your dignity and got the hell out

#connor mcdavid #hockey poetry #hockey edit #canon ending of the song would never happen to him but. fun to think about. man who would never choose the rose garden over madison square #edmonton oilers #tswiftedit #mcdrai #(implied)

saintishluke

bogleech

"you only deserve food and shelter if you contribute to society" says people living in countries where nobody's labor actually feeds or benefits their neighbors anymore but exclusively benefits the companies keeping the food and shelter behind the artificial paywalls

You're not nomads relying on each other to hunt and gather anymore, you're talking about stocking shelves for fucking wal marts

And even the oldest societies on earth all took care of the elderly or sick anyway

caroline-vibecheck

dudes will be like "if you don't Contribute To Society you don't get to live, that's the simple facts" meanwhile their job is like Marketing and Brand Development Specialist

kippwire

and summore

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

#this too can be sunfox

waggot

imagine connie storming the oilers office and saying "Promise me that you will do everything you can to make this team better next year" and they responded by hiring stan bowman

#shellshocked guy staring at laptop screen reaction image

finnitesimal

When the unerringly loyal right-hand men are referred to as dogs in the canon text

nothwell

#i would like to take this up a notch and say when the singular right hand person or romantic interest is referred to as “[your] dog” #incredible shit

#hockey is like this