staring into space thinking bout stuff

i hate them(scrolls ao3 tag for them for the next three hours)

[arsonashes]

Hey im Ashes or Arson or Ash, any of those work! (I prefer Arson but go wild)

I am in quite a lot of fandoms honestly but a piece of my soul will always be Fable smp and the Sherbertverse and I also think about Boundsmp a lot. I watch quite some MCYT(uhhhh life series, hermitcraft, empires smp, kenadian, kaboodle, no name smp, clownpierce & branzy (they drive me mad), fundy, parkour civilization(not exactly a rabbit hole i fell in by choice but i live here now. I guess), wifies, Technoblade of course, mistycat,maybe more?) The Magnus Archives (podcast) and EPIC the musical are living in my brain rentfree. I hide my insanity about books like The Invisible Library and Little Thieves and shows like Doctor Who a bit better. But watch out. UPDATE EDIT WHATEVER THE FUCK BUT IM VERY ABNORMAL ABOUT THE MECHANISMS!!!!!!!!!!!!! and malevolent! and welcome to nightvale! and-! AND DEAD BOY DETECTIVES OH MY GOD DEAD BOY DETECTIVES IS VERY GOOD. im also very very normal about shoot from the hip. and roll from the hip. trust me :3.

update my gay canon event happened and i watched dan and phil so now im transmasc. uh i am also blaming sfth and jack wolfe for this. thank you that is all

I use mainly he/they, but it and xe and whatever fun thing you throw at me also work!

My ask box is absolutely open, please do ask me anything of you like, but don't be weird cuz I am a minor.

Come talk to me always!! I love yapping and hearing you yap

I think that's all? Yeah have a good timezone🧡

mechs rp blog @your-humble-captain

oc rp blog @navigator-through-the-stars

[kerryweaverlesbian]

What if the Truman show did a queerbait arc

[kerryweaverlesbian]

What if the Truman show did a queerbait arc but then they found out Truman was gay for real and had to recalibrate and their tv network would have to take a definitive stance on homosexuality, yay or nay in the late 90s and it's not like they can recast Truman. They would have to either plot him into an it's okay to be gay fake happy relationship like they did with his tv wife or try and scare him off homosexuality by doing homophobic gay misery storylines at him to try and keep him firmly in the closet.

[i-want-a-bagel]

adding my favorite tags by @clarafordahwin

[medievalsquire]

my knight keeps saying fuck it we ball before charging into battles and it's reallynot inspiring confidence in my heart

[nealashitposts]

A year or so ago I went to wood carving club with a bruised eye from my dog slamming his nose into my eyesocket and like every old lady there pulled me aside at some point to ask if my partner hit me here are some of the solutions they had in case he did.

-Replacing his vitimens with poision

- getting her brother to invite him out onto his boat and then killing him and dumping him in the ocean and saying he got drunk and fell off.

- get tboned with him in the passenger seat and then once he was in the hospital theres all kinds of easy ways to kill him like not washing my hands after a poop and then touching his wound casually.

-replacing his drink of choice with moonshine!?

- take him on a hike thats locally notorious for a rapid otter attacking hikers and once he had rabies I could just kill him any ol way and say self defense.

-One lady just cheerfully informed me she had a gun and only a few years left anyway

[janedrewfinally]

Accurate tags:

#and this is why no-fault divorce brings down the murder rate

[dark-spirit-tamamoland]

they're still terming random transfems as i type this i see which does make quite a statement doing this today specifically

[puppetstuffing]

watched three girls who reblogged its new blog mutual aidpost (made literally 15 minutes ago) already disappear from its notifs. transfems are not included in their pride :/

[puppetedlove]

:)

[puppetvictim]

:)

[tamamowand]

QUITE the statement to be nuking transfems at the current accelerated pace right at the start of pride month like this, isn't it

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

Yellow

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

No it’s red because of his shirt

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

You have no idea what you’re talking about

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

[voaga]

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

[sun-of-a-watcher]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[cuppydogshane]

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

[the-disemvoweler]

M Nm s 8 PM. nd m lws rrvng whn y trnt Lkng

[consonant-remover]

8.y

I o a a i's ooa eo

[cuppydogshane]

if you two had a baby it would be a regular sentence. or perhaps silence.

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[cuppydogshane]

Right.

[ominous-signs]

_

[kosmogrl]

[marvinthecrow]

Six of Crows in four words? Be gay, do crime! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Instagram • Patreon • Ko-fi • Redbubble

[hthrrloooo]

Catastrophize Benedictine

[arowitharrows]

The duality of "If you even imply that being aro or ace condemns someone to a sad and lonely life I will fucking fight you"

and

"being aro and ace is the most isolating thing I will ever experience"

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

i think the tags are important

[myheadisfullofholes]

This.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

Patagonia is posting notes app social media half-added apologies over their lawsuit 😭😭😭

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i mean. i’ll always side with the human over the company anyway. but these are markedly different

[cheaphalloweencostume]

guys, she can keep performing, she just has to cow to the brand and give up her identity and redesign all her shit despite the fact that they’re both named after a geographical region! the brand simply MUST have first dibs and then the human can live her little life or whatever!! why are you guys so excited to suck corporate boot? am i going fucking crazy? again?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

[artemisrhodon-deactivated202403]

staff member getting dunked on by one of their favorite bands you love to see it

[dogpuppy]

[pukicho]

No one has ever made money

[pukicho]

Okay I feel like maybe you don't like me even at all.

[dogpuppy]

[plantbard]

Believe women

[frogmoss1]

If I was there she’d have 39,999 cugarwtes

[frogmoss1]

40,001

[frogmoss1]

If I was there she’d be S13 Ep19

[frogmoss1]

40,002 cigaretws

[i-suggest-transing-your-gender]

Dear queers, stop people pleasing and start proudly people displeasing this pride month 🙂‍↕️