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any thoughts about vivziepop's "Homestuck"?

You are not compelled to form any opinion about this matter before you, nor to disturb your peace of mind at all. Things in themselves have no power to extort a verdict from you.

— Aurelius, Marcus. Meditations. (trans. Maxwell Staniforth, Penguin Books, 1964)

i-have-no-soul

Fuck it.

If this post reaches 10k notes by the end of. Say. March 2023. i’ll read the entirety of Homestuck.

Do it fuckers you won’t.

i-have-no-soul

Y’all do realize that if this post hits 10k it will be the biggest post I ever make. I will forever be known as the girl forced to read homestuck because of her hubris. Please consider the consequences of your actions-

sanguinewolves

11% of the way there! lets go people

i-have-no-soul

this post is going to be how i die

pacificseaotter

#i haven't even read the entirety of homestuck (gave up after 4 years of keeping up) but i'll reblog this to my homestuck blog to torture OP

dash-n-step

Homestuck Browser

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homestuckhiveswap

https://bambosh.github.io/unofficial-homestuck-collection/

ask-the-seer-of-breath

I absolutely need everyone to reblog this right now. This is an offline browser meant to read Homestuck as it was intended, with Flash.

This project is absolutely BIG and the person behind it BIGGER, and you guys have no idea how glad I am to have a complete Homestuck archive right at hand that also has stuff like The Baby Is You and Humanimals among so much more. Like what?? It’s the real MSPA.

Please share this. Go to the creator’s Twitter (Bamboshu) and retweet too! Donate.

Also, all the content is less than 4GB? I’d think it’d be way more heavy. You can even save it on a USB and you’ve got the entirety of Homestuck and MSPA in your hands…

chiosavinces-deactivated2026032

When Homestuck is over I want a full tally of how many times Karkat said Fuck throughout the entire comic.

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or even better, a tally of the total amount of times “Fuck” has been used in all of homestuck, then find out what percentage of the total mentions of Fuck in homestuck is just Karkat.

godtechturninheads

Plz

karkat-vantas-protection-squad

I mean Dave actually curses more times than Karkat in total buT YEAH LETS TALLY IT ALL UP

polyglotplatypus

so on the website readmspa there’s a full transcript of every word ever feature on homestuck and

2547

the word fuck or variations of it is featured 2547 times

if anyone’s willing to go through all of this they are welcome to do so

polyglotplatypus

thats it you know what

i am currently counting every time someone says fuck and im gonna make statistics

wish me luck and courage

polyglotplatypus

i just spent the last fucking 3 hours manually counting every single fuck there is in homestuck

kill me

polyglotplatypus

someone give me a fucking prize

carcinogentleman

Oh my fucking god

#just cataloguing this data

fjjdnxjskakxnxnsjeifuchhs-deact

the whackest thing is that people exist in the year of our lord 2018 who are into homestuck and were probably barely five years old when it came out.

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in fact, let’s do a social experiment. homestuck readers: leave the year of your birth and what year you started reading in the tags. i’ll start.

#1994 #2010 #i got that og cred (keels over)

kejajejfjkskrklsmxkdnfjdnebx

karkats one man thinktank thinkpan

eudaemaniacal

oh no

eudaemaniacal

Oh, no

#Oh No

i haven’t been caught up on homestuck in three years and yet it’s so ingrained in my mind that when i think “now what site should i go to” that mspaintadventures.com often still pops up

i got sahaquiel

whatpumpkin-deactivated20181222

You might have wondered about the symbols you’ve seen on the new HIVESWAP: ACT 2 trolls we’ve been revealing for the past few weeks. They’re not on the Zodiac you’re familiar with– what the heck are they? We’d like to introduce you to something we’ve had in the works for a little while now: the Extended Zodiac.

Wanna know what your true sign is? Take the quiz and find out which one of 288 signs is yours.

If your result moves you, you might consider commemorating your new-found personal discovery with a t-shirt from our fine friends at For Fans By Fans. While there, use code “HOHOHOLDTHEPHONE” for 30% off site-wide, excluding mystery boxes! That sounds pretty sweet.

On a side note, HIVESWAP: ACT 1 is part of Steam and Humble’s Fall Sales until tomorrow morning, Tuesday, Nov. 28 at 10:00 am PST. If you haven’t had a chance to play it yet, now’s a good time to buy it and give it a whirl. Pick it up as a Christmas present for your pals, too!

#''this is the most dangerous post i've ever seen'' agreed

mspaprophet

The MSPA Prophet Origin Story

I am writing this on February 20th, 2013. I do not know when, or if, I will ever post it. But since you’re reading it now, it can only mean one thing: the MSPA Prophet is dead, and it is now safe for me to tell the world how I knew when updates were coming.

Keep reading

#reblogging for posterity

homestuck fan tiers

read in 2017: how are you here?

read in 2016: you're 14/15 years old

read in 2015: a mere fandom toddler

read in 2014: the gigapause generation

read in 2013: seasoned veteran

read in 2012: donated to the kickstarter, still twiddling thumbs

read in 2011: [remembers Cascade] I WAS THERE, GANDALF

read in 2010: on par with horrorterrors in age and wisdom

read in 2009: G O D T I E R

#god tier bitches #except i'm not caught up

swamp-wizard

at this point im much less interested in the actual release of hiveswap than i would be in a sordid tell-all book exposing every roadblock and act of fraud behind the scenes of its production