Get Baked. Not Booked.

[dovahqueen4]

[whosyourvladi]

[sleepinggiantinn]

[siilidoodles]

“I am whatever the people need me to be. A guardian. An oppressor. For some, too distant. For others, too meddlesome.”   

Little Seht ⚙️

[yffresbeard]

“welcome to tamriel, where the history is made up and the facts dont matter”

[paar-pahlok]

Me when I explore Dwemer Ruins 

[polypa-goezham]

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

the slain comrade:

his successor:

[cattgirl]

If you all start making rage comics but with emojis instead I’m going to start a war

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

[cattgirl]

this is your final warning.

[000un]

Tumblr really doesn’t want to let me post the full image for some reason but here’s a part of the drawing I did for @roxzinefanzine

[thatneoncrisis]

kanaya is not karkats mother. its twenty fucking eighteen and she has minimal maternal instincts towards this wreck of a boy. she is his older lesbian sister who will smack him upside the head if he doesnt drink his respect women juice

[ripe]

bo_mang_co on ig

[mayes-the-fox]

The delivery of these lines is better than anything else I’ve ever seen 

[night-life154]

[askstarliner-deactivated2014031]

This is real film of a real ghost

[the-archetype-of-civilization]

JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS.

[seenkseeb]

you can’t photoshop that shit. you just can’t 

[death-by-exasperation]

scientists cant explain it

[julystorms]

i found it guys

the worst phone case ever

[julystorms]

BEHOLD

you can buy it here. but i have no earthly idea why you’d want to

[julystorms]

oh my god omgod oh mY GOD

a COMB

a RING

A MIRROR

A COMPACT

AND FINALLY

FINALLY

i’m losing my mind

[kelsey-lohan]

The perfect Dentist Aesthic

[kurtcobains]

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

*lying in bed with my wife*

her: honey you seem to have something on your mind

me: no sweetheart i’m fine

her: are you sure?

me: yes i’m sure. good to sleep

my mind:

gapple fcrumble………

[booblessgoddess]

My brother just sent me this on snapchat I can’t fucking stop laughing this is so stupid I hate him

[thespectacularspider-girl]

The second jar of peanut butter is what sells it.