Mistress Death

[occasionalrpmemes]

RPers, please reblog this if you’re okay with ICONLESS threads!

[yeolallineed]

[current-comix]

[mysieee]

@staff please don’t.

[mellebellemethod]

It happens this year folks…

[gattomeows]

[super-metroid]

[sumetal]

Reach INTO your local blankey and you will find…

[sumetal]

A friend and a girl

[sumetal]

Reblog the Cookie of Warm Snuggles for a good snooze tonight…

[hiqueenmabs-deactivated20220819]

I believe in Cookie

[sumetal]

Cookie believes in YOU.

[cadenboy456]

I believe in Cookie.

[sumetal]

Cookie believes in YOU!!!!

[shrimpyarchangel]

“How can you say that you don’t give a fuck?”

“I don’t give a fuck about the things that don’t matter! I give lots of fucks about you, love. I promise.”

[death-doesnt-love-thanos]

“Some of things you don’t give a fuck about matter to me. ” She looked at him.

[shrimpyarchangel]

“Like what? Because I give a fuck about many things, but some things I just can’t stand by, and you know that.” He crossed his arms. He wasn’t mad at her, he knew he should blame himself. But he just had some… feelings.

[death-doesnt-love-thanos]

"Well... " She tried to think of a good example

[shrimpyarchangel]

"Wow! "

He quickly closed his laptop. “OH NO YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO- agh, damnit.” He let his laptop go. “I just wanted to buy you something nice, and ‘cuz the bump from our kiddo and stuff… I dunno.”

[death-doesnt-love-thanos]

“Oh…. ” She looked at him. “I’m sorry for looking Gabe…”

[shrimpyarchangel]

“It’s ok love, I just wanted it to be a surprise. Don’t get upset, okay?”

[death-doesnt-love-thanos]

“Okay.” She looked at him and kissed his cheek. “I’m still sorry for looking. ”

[shrimpyarchangel]

He took her hand, keeping her close. “It’s ok love. Since you’ve already seen it, do you want it? I thought you would like it.”

[death-doesnt-love-thanos]

She snuggled up to him. “Yes I would. ” She smiled.

(What is it?)

[shrimpyarchangel]

He kissed the top of her head, getting all the measurments and buying it. “So, I read a little lore about your adventures and such. You and Wade Wilson were sure cute together. That purple guy was really creepy.”

[death-doesnt-love-thanos]

She smiled. “You did? Wade was a nice guy. I liked him. Yes Thanos was creepy. He did horrible things and he cursed Wade so he could never die. ” She frowned slightly. “He was a madman. ”

[shrimpyarchangel]

“I was curious, and plus I care.” He kissed her, taking her hand. “You gave Wilson and Thanos your powers so that they could beat up Eternity?”

[death-doesnt-love-thanos]

“Oh. Well it doesn’t matter now. I’m with you now. ” She smiled. “Well.. Kinda. ”

[shrimpyarchangel]

“Kinda? That doesn’t sound good.”

[death-doesnt-love-thanos]

“I mean it didn’t go exactly like that. ”

[shrimpyarchangel]

“Not exactly… But I think I’m asking too much, no?”

[death-doesnt-love-thanos]

“You’re not asking too much Gabe. ”

[shrimpyarchangel]

“I don’t wanna make you have to relive some traumatic or not happy thing from your past. I’ve been there. It’s never fun to have the past haunt you ‘cause of someone’s blazing curiosity.” He took her hand gently. 

[death-doesnt-love-thanos]

"Yeah... " She looked down slightly

[meaningful-negativitya]

💋

Kit backs away from her with wide eyes and then his cheeks blush almost as red as the shirt he’s wearing “Was there a reason that you gave me that kiss? I would like to have a reason to do whatever to was again so I can get another.” He chuckles and then leans in nuzzling his nose along hers before putting their foreheads together.

@death-doesnt-love-thanos

[death-doesnt-love-thanos]

She smiled and looked at him. "Well not really, but if you want another you can definitely have it. " She wrapped her arms around his neck and she nuzzled his nose back. "You can have as many kisses as you want. "

@lcstxsculs

[weeping-wandrian]

why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

[zeplerfer]

Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)

Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow

Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday

Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.

[wantcookie]

english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh

Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”

Lingible (adj): meant to be licked

Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked

Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick

Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer

Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear

and my personal favorite

Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish

[somewhatgreatexpectations]

This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.

[carefulpyromancer]

[itsfreerheelestate]

every so often tiktok accidentally recaptures that golden era of short form comedy vine could capture

[deadnctstupid-deactivated201905]

“I’ve got a lot of apologies to make and not a lot of time, so…“

James gestures his hand at her to keep going while he sits at his desk “You came here why because I don’t think that you’ve said or done anything that would need a apology, of course you can get away with a lot of things with a serial killer that you wouldn’t be able to with normal people.”

@death-doesnt-love-thanos

[death-doesnt-love-thanos]

"Well I'm not even sure why I'm apologizing, I just feel like I should. I kinda feel like Ive been over staying my visit here. Don't get me wrong I've enjoyed being here, it's exciting here. " Death sighed softly as she looked at him. "I'm afraid that I will have to go sometime soon, something doesn't feel right with me being here. "

[meaningful-negativitya]

“Look at me, okay? Everything is fine, just breathe, in and out. In and out.”

Edward looks up at her and tries to slow his breathing by doing what she says and after a while it does work “Who let that many people in my house at one time? Don’t they know that I have social anxiety and a real problem with being surrounded by anything but art pieces.” He tilts his head to the side and then sits down hard in the chair “I guess they don’t tell me things like this anymore since I’m a ghost and don’t own the house anymore.”

@death-doesnt-love-thanos

[death-doesnt-love-thanos]

Death looked at him and frowned. "I don't know and I'm not sure if they do know that. " She kneeled down besides the chair. "That could be it. But it'll be okay, hopefully they'll never have that many people here again. "

@lcstxsculs

[blog-sev-deactivated20191224]

Into The Spider-Verse Has One Negative Review

Let’s see.

[doctor-disc0]

I’M FRICKING DYING

[shrimpyarchangel]

“How can you say that you don’t give a fuck?”

“I don’t give a fuck about the things that don’t matter! I give lots of fucks about you, love. I promise.”

[death-doesnt-love-thanos]

"Some of things you don't give a fuck about matter to me. " She looked at him.

[shrimpyarchangel]

“I Drew A Bath For You.”

Continued from here. (( @death-doesnt-love-thanos​ ))

“Hm… I’m not sure who’s luckier. But I am glad, and happy.” He stood up to kiss her, picking her up and setting her down on his lap. “Though, I don’t really think it matters much anyway.”

[death-doesnt-love-thanos]

“I’m happy too dear. ” She smiled and gasped slightly when he picked her up. “I don’t think it does either. ”

(I am so sorry I never saw this…. I’m so so very sorry)

[shrimpyarchangel]

(( lol look who’s talking- oof, it’s been a while. Let’s change it up, eh?))

He flew her back to his place, gently setting her down on his couch. “Let’s go hunting, I’m feeling a little spunky today. What do you think?”

[death-doesnt-love-thanos]

(Yeah. Sorry it took so long. Okay)

She looked up at him. “Hunting? Like hunting demons? ”

[shrimpyarchangel]

“Demons, werewolves, vampires, up to you. Or we could hunt inner demons, maybe fix ourselves.”

[death-doesnt-love-thanos]

“Hm.” She thought about it

[shrimpyarchangel]

“Up to youu.” He wrapped his arms around her waist, kissing her neck.

[death-doesnt-love-thanos]

“Okay ” She wrapped her arms around his neck and smiled

[shrimpyarchangel]

He kissed her again. “So- what are we hunting?”

[death-doesnt-love-thanos]

She kissed back. “I would like to hunt some vampires. ” She smiled

[shrimpyarchangel]

“Ooh, my favorites! I know a pretty big nest that’s not far from here, I’ve been trying to catch them for a while now. My car or your powers?”

[death-doesnt-love-thanos]

"Okay. Let's use your car "

[shrimpyarchangel]

"Wow! "

He quickly closed his laptop. “OH NO YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO- agh, damnit.” He let his laptop go. “I just wanted to buy you something nice, and ‘cuz the bump from our kiddo and stuff… I dunno.”

[death-doesnt-love-thanos]

“Oh…. ” She looked at him. “I’m sorry for looking Gabe…”

[shrimpyarchangel]

“It’s ok love, I just wanted it to be a surprise. Don’t get upset, okay?”

[death-doesnt-love-thanos]

“Okay.” She looked at him and kissed his cheek. “I’m still sorry for looking. ”

[shrimpyarchangel]

He took her hand, keeping her close. “It’s ok love. Since you’ve already seen it, do you want it? I thought you would like it.”

[death-doesnt-love-thanos]

She snuggled up to him. “Yes I would. ” She smiled.

(What is it?)

[shrimpyarchangel]

He kissed the top of her head, getting all the measurments and buying it. “So, I read a little lore about your adventures and such. You and Wade Wilson were sure cute together. That purple guy was really creepy.”

[death-doesnt-love-thanos]

She smiled. “You did? Wade was a nice guy. I liked him. Yes Thanos was creepy. He did horrible things and he cursed Wade so he could never die. ” She frowned slightly. “He was a madman. ”

[shrimpyarchangel]

“I was curious, and plus I care.” He kissed her, taking her hand. “You gave Wilson and Thanos your powers so that they could beat up Eternity?”

[death-doesnt-love-thanos]

“Oh. Well it doesn’t matter now. I’m with you now. ” She smiled. “Well.. Kinda. ”

[shrimpyarchangel]

“Kinda? That doesn’t sound good.”

[death-doesnt-love-thanos]

“I mean it didn’t go exactly like that. ”

[shrimpyarchangel]

“Not exactly… But I think I’m asking too much, no?”

[death-doesnt-love-thanos]

"You're not asking too much Gabe. "