you hold the means to make it all worth while

im snake

[tittyinfinity]

Bro.

[moth-wizard]

Currently boiling Three count em Three baby carrots to feed my bugs because one person on reddit said their bugs liked that 👍

[moth-wizard]

i feel like pjackk

[contemptible-scoundrel]

tell me what you want for christmas

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[incompletepuppets]

Salt your stink, miss?

[3000s]

classic example of a pig egg

[77bears]

[emipon]

Almost 25 years…

[dailycatsblog]

[funstyle]

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

[archivezinc]

i think far too many people have only seen this video as that one sped up gif version of it and that is a crime that needs to be fixed because this video actually changed my life

[ageae]

[bippus]

when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said

[sagehole]

we love to applaud performative masculinity

[bippus]

I was a stoic

[avakynx]

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[aflo]

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[mlarayoukai]

life changing tweet

[screenshotsofdespair]

[charl0ttan]

can you imagine having a small dick and going to buy your Gay Water and the box tells you youre racist

[bwitiye]

marketing guy: hmmm yeah we need to make vodka soda branded as “gay water.” make sure the packaging looks like diaper packaging.

other marketing guy: maybe we should add funny little stickers, like–

both at the same time: racism is small dick energy!