ok i MUST gush about POOKIE TIMEEE
im so fucking invested its disgusting but ANYWAY anko has been having this situationship for like 3 years in our campaign but rly it equates to like 2 months in game whatever time dilation or whatever OIAHWEGOIAWHEGOH BUT ITS BEEN A LONG TIME and like OMGGGG OKAY WHERE DO I EVEN STARTTTTTTT AUUUGH ok i make a bulleted list
they met and hooked up in town one day after drinking at an inn
i think second time they met up and hooked up he tried to make her bet that he'd kill a red yeti that had a bounty on it before her. the party...didnt want to do it......so she passed........BUT THEY ENDED UP RUNNING INTO IT AND DOING IT ANYWAY...
SHE GOT TO SHOW HIM THEY DID IT LMFAO AND HE WAS EXTREMELY IMPRESSED ESP SINCE SHE DECLINED BC SHES SO WEAK AND FRAIL hooked up again LMFAWOIEHGAOWIH
the dale had a midsummer festival and he got her a gift at the beginning of it, which was a pipe of smoke monsters since she smokes WHICH SHE ALMOST...STOLE FROM HIM BEFORE...BUT GOT BUSTED FOR TRYING TO DO SO BY ONE OF HIS FRIENDS.
on the night of the revel which is the conclusion of the midsummer festival they got to dance while all gussied up and she gave him a gift which...LOL MAMA DROPPED 500G ON IT AND MADE HIM A RING OF PROTECTION BC HIM AND HIS CREW ARE STUPID AND DO STUPID SHIT....but gifted it to him on a chain...earned her the title of skyrim married by the party LMFAWEOIGHAWEOIGHA
they ended up getting caught up in a fight where he unfortunately was pretty unhelpful because only magical weapons did dmg which...he didnt have. BUT she got to impress him by literally vaulting over a busted out 2nd floor window and landing in a graceful 3 point landing WHILE IN HEELS AND A DRESS BTW only to then get charmed so rly she did embarrass herself but WHATEVER
they went back to his room that night where she applied salves to his wounds and kind of gave him an ultimatum of i can tell you everything we know and whats going on with the understanding that you cant tell anyone else and it may get you involved in some risky business by association, or i dont tell you anything and we call it quits bc i dont want you to potentially have a target on you because of me and you having no clue. HE CHOSE TO GO ALL IN NO HESITATION and said HE'D DIE FOR HER LIKE!!!!!!! then hooked up again LMFAWOIEKHGAOW
she had two days of politicking after that and met up w him again to just kinda......vent and hang out and she admitted that she's scared of everything going on WHICH WAS SUPER HARD FOR HER!!!! SHE DOESNT TALK ABOUT HER FEELINGS...and he kinda talked her down....and then when she was leaving in the morning she told him so and kissed his temple and he said 'see ya love' HALF AWAKE RAHHHHHHH AND SHE WAS BESIDE HERSELF LIKE NO WAY HE SAID THAT
AND THE PARTY IS NOW LEAVING TOWN AND THEY HAD TO SAY GOODBYE AND PINKY PROMISED EACH OTHER TO BE CAREFUL AND HE SAID 'for you love i will stay as safe as i possibly can' and she went 'im so sorry what did you call me?' and they had a little back and forth where he was kinda like cmon dont do this LMFAWOEHGAWOH and she goes 'ohhhh was this the same thing you called me this morning? are you not going to say it again because you're shy?' and he bolstered up his confidence and said 'you need to stay safe. safe as you possibly can, in hopes that we see each other again soon....because i love you.'
IM RAHHHHHHHHHH MY DM FEEDS ME SOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING GOOD AWOEIHGAWOEHGAWOH
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