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water and air signs be like if you like my post i will daydream about us getting married and not tell you
Guys I saw zach running in the streets of Vancouver and he stopped to talk for like 5 minutes and all was good in life because he remembered me at that night's show and handed me his setlist
Swing life away is a cute punk song
In honor of me approaching my first 6 months mark as a flight attendant, here are some highlights from my time in this job:
When a lady stopped me gently to whisper that i had āmastered the art of kindnessā
When an elderly woman told me i was āput on earth to be a flight attendantā
Each and every time someone complimented my nails
When i found an $8000 diamond watch left behind under a seat, gave it to a gate agent, only to have the passenger come running back 10 minutes later. Gate agent: man u wouldve been in trouble, huh? Man whom looked like a bond villain: i wouldve been SHOT.
Every lesbian ive worked with and had the nice bonding moment of āur gay?? Im gay!!ā
That time a man tried to get huffy with me because he wasnt in 1st class and i got to say āsir u can either sit in this seat or u can sit in a seat in the terminal while u wait to take the next flightā
When i had an emergency landing because the pilots lost steering and we all thought we were gonna die but then we didnāt and everyone just applauded the landing and didnt even complain about the 2 hour delay
When my flight was delayed for 3 hours because the plane wouldnt start so the crew and i just took a really long nap in the jetway
Every 4 and 5 star hotel ive stayed at for free
When we overnighted in the middle of nowhere in alabama and went to a sports bar at midnight. The bartender locked the door so it was just him and us and his friend, and we all got super drunk on obscure alcohols and i kicked everyones ass at pool
That time i had an emergency landing because one pilot had such explosive diarrhea that the other 2 pilots had to wear oxygen masks
When we overnighted in a casino resort in new orleans and ended up drunk on margaritas and playing blackjack with a bunch of old people at 2pm
Every little kid on my flights
Every dog i got to pet on my flights
When we were flying to nyc during julliard recruitments and half the seats were taken up by cellos
Being in airports late at night and seeing people sleep in the weirdest places because they just dont care (bathroom floors, under gate agent desks, etc)
When a woman forgot her actual baby on the plane
Woman: can i board first? Gate agent: are u special needs, active military or priority? Woman: no i just want to board first. Gate agent: maam i have 70 other people who also want to board first, im not looking for a line leader.
My very first working flight, when a man pointed to my necklace and said āis that a ball gag?ā And, in my shock, i said āno, im gayā
That time a ramp agent came up to me holding up his phone and said āwanna see something weird?ā and i said yes, reservedly, thinking it might be gross but then he held out his phone and it was just a picture of hundreds of paradise birds that we were apparently flying to a zoo
Study traces history of some of our favorite folk stories
GUYS THIS IS AMAZING
SERIOUSLY
6000 YEARS
STORIES THAT ARE OLDER THAN CIVILIZATIONS
STORIES THAT WERE TOLD BY PEOPLE SPEAKING LANGUAGES WE NO LONGER KNOW
STORIES TOLD BY PEOPLE LOST TO THE VOID OF TIME
STORIES
GUYS LOOK AT THIS
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS
GUYYYYYSSSS
āHereās how it worked: Fairy tales are transmitted through language, and the shoots and branches of the Indo-European language tree are well-defined, so the scientists could trace a taleās history back up the treeāand thus back in time. If both Slavic languages and Celtic languages had a version of Jack and the Beanstalk (and the analysis revealed they might), for example, chances are the story can be traced back to the ālast common ancestor.ā That would be the Proto-Western-Indo-Europeans from whom both lineages split at least 6800 years ago. The approach mirrors how an evolutionary biologist might conclude that two species came from a common ancestor if their genes both contain the same mutation not found in other modern animals.āĀ
Heading to Vancouver and seattle next month! Cant wait to waste all my time and money following Rise to a diff country+state ā¤šššš
I'm at the seasons with mindy and Ben together and ugh
I'm gonna be making a breakfast quiche for my friends in a cabin that we rented near big bear lake and that is 100% what I want the rest of my adulthood to be like forever
Today is my 22nd birthday
!!!!!!! I got bottomless mimosas at breakfast and went thrifting drunk but I found a cute dog tshirt and a le cruset pot for 45$ so
In high school I would show up HOURS before a show started. Today I'm going to a show where the doors are at 8, it's currently 7:10 and I'm about to get dressed and maybe head to a dispensary for a disposable vape cause why not
I've been binge watching the Mindy project and at this point ,I would let any man waste my time
I love the freedom of having a car, but fuck, I don't be able to live on my own until I finish paying it off and that won't be for another 2 1/2 years
So I started watching sex and the city and holy shit does intimacy sounds foreign as fuck
I feel like a straight up dumbass. Tell me why I just now found out that it's "Sex and the City" and not "Sex in the City". Im almost 22 years old š
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