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yikes

ok but can we talk about how *even in* amazon’s faked description of how amazing it is to work for them, employees still need energy drinks to get through the day???

they’re so far up capitalism’s ass they don’t even realize that’s fucked up

scoretheearth

She has a few words.

shy-waterlilies

please tell me more!!!

copperbadge

The gentle alien preaches her strange gospel.

gap-var-ginnunga

#well well ;)#skyrim

sandandglass

rillegas08

Oh, that’s the context.

rustiieldritch

good dad

indysabrewing

Homer was a real one.

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

plantparenthood

working a on strawberry farm and we have a new farm hand! He’s not the best at picking but is very good at protecting

wrook

STRAWBERRY GUARDIAN.

ottpop

(original comic by @kltzart )

plantparenthood

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

ultrainfinitepit

My cat has to wear a cone this week and it made me think of an angel whose halo is a cone.

ultrainfinitepit

Local idiot is cone-free and back on his regular sillyzone nonsense.

witnessings

ben shapiro seriously saying “you’re stupid and poor. but i can wear lifts” to a bot made to call him short is so fucking funny

animation-s

221cbakerstreet

lion roars are not as powerful as some guy named frank with a trash can

satandotgov

how can you post that and not include the video

bigcatslions

Hercules - is a rescued Lion that lives at the Wild Animal Sanctuary in Colorado, and like other lions there, he sometimes dreams of roaring while he is sleeping

obeekris

He sounds like a pull cord lawn mower that won’t start up

catsbeaversandducks

sixthrock

Wait is this the same cat from that “my cat always looks like she just found out her husband died at sea” tweet??

IT IS

corrucyst

someone: so what do you think is the solution to homelessness?

me, socialist:

left-reminders

Let homeless people occupy peopleless homes, build houses for use rather than exchange, 3D print comfortable houses in a day, convert corporate skyscrapers into housing and commercial malls into publicly-accessible community centers with living commons and entertainment

seconddoubt

When you say it to people and they break

“But the money? … we can’t just? But, Money? We can’t just… help… people? Can we? The Money. We can’t just help people? Like that? We can’t just? Money?”

xanaphia

To really break them, tell them it’s cheaper to give homeless people homes than it is to leave them on the street.

gnatsattack

the biggest queer mormon power play ever played was when the lead singer of Neon Trees made the band famous and had several hit songs and then in rolling stone was like “oh btw i’m gay and Sleeping With a Friend is about having sex with a male friend” and then looked at his other band mates like “what are you gonna do about it” and the other band members had to be like (cough) yeah. we, uh, we know it goes against our doctrine but we support him. and he was like “that’s what I thought”

gnatsattack

The moral of the story is that if you want to come out to your homophobic friends all you gotta do is become the face and frontman of the band that is their sole source of income and sleep w whoever you want

Otherwise just ditch em

pleasetrysomethingelse

Here’s the article:

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/neon-trees-tyler-glenn-gay-mormon-and-finally-out-20140325

vulavola-deactivated20190711

Tyler Glenn put out his solo album Excommunication at the same time I was going through my own exit from the Mormon church. I listened to that album on repeat for three months and it gave me the strength and sense of community I desperately needed. He really used the fame he built for good, and this ex-Mormon lesbian will always have a soft spot for him.