Opaque Strategies

like a charmed hour and a haunted song

[leninisms]

good by 2007 hello 2008!

[finelythreadedsky]

understatement of the year

[nrobins]

heat wave

[echo-loves-flowerboy]

Guys! Athena’s beauty routine finally dropped! source

So here’s what you have to do if you want to have perfect skin while keeping that alpha grindset:

Wash your horses first even if you are caked in blood and dirt

Wash your mighty arms

Don’t use Perfume, rub yourself with manly olive oil only

Don’t do make up, don’t even look into a mirror, you already have a chiseled jaw and flashing eyes

Instead run 120 laps around a racetrack to give your face a natural blush

Comb your hair with a golden comb

Now you’re ready to compete for a golden apple

[jonsloveless]

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Fiona Apple - When The Pawn…

Fiona reading her 90 word album title. She’s on another level.

[lesbianathene]

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“Did you get enough love, my little dove Why do you cry? And I’m sorry I left, but it was for the best Though it never felt right My little Versailles”

[petewentzisblack1312]

on july 4th 1776, america was founded. this has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

[imathers]

[deadpowol]

[librarycards]

please i need him to die on 4th of july gaudy as fuck 'america 250' celebration that would be the funniest thing ever i wouldn't even bitch about the fireworks. i wouldn't even do that.

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

[ryan-sometimes]

Tumblr I need everyone to log in rn because the most important, quotable, instantly iconic celebrity post of the century just dropped

[ryan-sometimes]

A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men. And me.

I am furious, but I am sailing.

[sweatermuppet]

being the only friend that doesn't drive summarized into a single text

[thingsfromthedirt]

Art Deco era enamel, 18k rose gold, and silver bluebird fur clips, with dangling pearl

[cringecorp]

[punishedsaints]

[escuerzoresucitado]