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here are the bats. if you were curious
here are the bats. if you were curious
Bbbroo I hate my art so much rn genuinely HhgFfHgHgf IM IN OPAIN
Quick reminder for fanfic writers both on here and ESPECIALLY on AO3…
If your main character has a name and described appearance, DO NOT use the character x reader tag. Like…seriously.
That is an OC. Use the “x oc” or “x original character” tag. Stop using the “x reader” tag. It will not give you more reach because people looking through the “x reader” tag aren’t going to read it. Three guesses why.
You are also making the filtering system null and void, which is harmful ESPECIALLY for archival sites like ao3 where the tags and filtering system are specifically there to make things easier. It’s basic fandom etiquette guys. Common sense and consideration for others. It won’t kill you to tag things correctly.
Didn’t want to spoil anything before the free release so I can finally post this now
this fanfic shit easy
When there isn’t 20 new fics for me to read after refreshing the tag (I just finished reading everything and have absolutely no patience)
me when I'm thirsting over a creepypasta character and then some bitch says "btw they would kill you if they were real."
me after doing nothing but reading smut fics the entire day
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I feel like the concept of troll biology is a little strange, cause from what I understood we were told trolls are intersex they have both gentilia. To me it always felt like trolls could just wear whatever do whatever as long as it fit their blood type. In my head trolls don't have gender, they just naturally lean either feminine or masculine or neither, I feel like in their society gender does not exist but the concept of feminity and masculinity does. In my head trolls look at blood types like we as humans look at gender and race (in a way considering fish trolls like eridan and feferi do exist), like all trolls no matter what blood type or pronounce all reproduce the same which ties back to them being intersex beings. They reproduce the same, their body from grub till fully grown grows the same, everything is the same right? So why tf do some trolls have tits??? Like they don't need them cause they don't breastfeed cause they don't have nipples cause they don't get pregnant, right???? If so why do they have tits??? Am I missing something?????? Am I tripping??????? If biology same no matter what cause they are intersex WHY DO SOME OF THEM HAVE TITS??? Like am I tripping??? This makes eridan being possiblely a closeted trans woman so much more confusing too cause he at any point in time could have just picked to be feminine while he was living in Alternia.
I headcanon that trolls lived in a society where they were so focused on blood color that gender didn't exist and any form of expression was welcomed only because they did not care how you expressed yourself so long as you fit your blood colors stereotype. Because let's be honest every troll is build the same just in different shapes and sizes ( just like their horns!). I also like to headcanon that trolls all go by the same pronounce since their language is different from ours (just like their biology) and that the entire gender and pronounce thing started when the beta trolls started stalking humans and pestering the beta kids.
I think that the concept of the beta kids explaining to the beta trolls what gender and pronounce are and how we as humans have them because we humans wanted to place each other in boxes depending on what you did and didn't have down there so bad that we created these make believe boxes to in a way explain to one another what happens down there, to be so funny. Cause let's be honest the trolls would find it stupid as shit, no one would genuinely take it serious right.... Right?
So yeh I like to believe that the trolls using pronounce and gender and all that stuff to be funny, cause it all started because of 4 human kids sitting down with these intersex aliens and just awkwardly having to not only explain the birds and the bees but also them having to explain human genitals to get the point across. And let's be honest they probably still don't fully understand it.
Maybe the new world that the trolls and the humans created is more lenient, with these rules of gender and sex or whatever, than ours is soley because of the trolls being intersex and there probably being interspecies relationships going on between the humans and the trolls, I mean would you be surprised to see a hybrid between the two (if physically possible, if not they would probably find a way to still make interspecies babies).
I feel like we as a society (insert joker gif) like to put tits on everything because we find it appealing, and don't get me wrong I like boobs more than the next guy (trust) but honestly not everything needs them. I feel like all media nowadays puts boobs on everything that somewhat looks fuckable or feminine and it's kinda stupid, and homestuck is no exception, like why does my intersex alien baddie need tits?????? Their biology literally does not require them to breastfeed, like be so for real man.
The only time tits on a troll can be acceptable is when said troll either got plastic surgery done, because they saw humans have it and they thought it was cool and also wanted to be like the human women (or sad reality they got forced to get them done because their society saw it as a beauty standard that was required to be "a real woman", something some of us know too well). Or they are a interspecies baby that from their human genetics got boobs (and probably nips too). No other thing can I see as an outcome to trolls having tits.
Thanks for reading my 02.55 am Ted talk. If I am misinformed on anything really please let me know, I'm so unbelievably tired so if you saw some mistakes in my writing, no you didn't and leave me alone. I just had to ramble to somebody about this and my partner is currently asleep so whoever is reading this, I'm so sorry.
Goodnight!
satoru gojo┊teachers!au OF LOVE & LESSON (PLANS) ⭑ masterlist
PAIRING. ── teachers au, physics!gojo x english!reader
⭑ ─ everyone thinks you must be in love with gojo. you would rather set the whole school on fire then prove them right.
SERIES SYNOPSIS. ⭑ you’ve spent years teaching english at jujutsu high across the hall from your most unbearable coworker—physics teacher satoru gojo—enduring his smug grins, loud lectures, and endless interruptions. but after a messy breakup with your high school sweetheart, the school rumor mill decides you and gojo must be secretly dating—because apparently all that yelling and eye-rolling counts as foreplay. suddenly, you’re stuck chaperoning events together, dodging nosy students and staff, and dealing with an ex who can’t mind his own business. but the worst part? gojo thinks it’s all hilarious, as you try not to get caught up in his own chaos…or your own feelings. the real question is: how long can you insist you hate him before everyone (and maybe even you) realizes you don’t?
TAGS. 18+, fem reader, teachers AU, modern au, nerd!gojo, the cast of jjk as teachers and students at a normal high school, workplace romance, forced proximity, rom com, sit com, opposites attract, slow burn, enemies to lovers, (kind of), workplace shennanigans, slice of life, lotsss of banter, friendships, fluff, humor, slight angst, mutual pining
WARNINGS. jealous ex bf! naoya, scenes of smoking cigarettes & drinking, nsfw, smut
STATUS. 1/11 (?) UPDATES BI-WEEKLY
WORD COUNT. 7.7k+
TAGLIST. OPEN! leave a comment on this post to be added, leave an “🍎” emoji in my inbox to be removed if your preferences change <3
SERIES TAGS. #of love & lesson (plans)
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art twt/@su2kuna. twt/@aliyartss. twt/@6enasiass. divider by @cafekitsune.
CHAPTERS. ⭑
chapter 1 ⟶ for jane austen
EXTRAS. ⭑
mae's note. ⭑ HIII, i'm so excited to start this fic and to start posting more on tumblr <3 i've been a silent reader for so long but i've decided to take the scary leap into posting my writing (as a full fic) and i hope that there's an audience out there who will have as much fun on this journey as i willlll. i wanted to dedicate this entire fic to @celestie0 who writes a gojo x reader series called "in holy matriphony" which is honestly what inspired me to start writing again. ( the dynamics in this fic between gojo and reader were really inspired by my love for that series!! ) she's an incredible and hilarious writer!!
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can you put that thing on a leash?
literally every anti-polyamory caricature I've ever seen has just been filled with this latent rage that people that are "ugly" or "weird" are able to be desired by multiple people. fat people, autistic people, people who talk weird or have disabilities or even who are a bit cringey about their relationships - there's just a desire to discredit the fact that they're wanted and loved by portraying their relationships as intrinsically shallow. it could not be more of a self-admitting L if it tried to be. mad that people you hate are still capable of being wanted aren't you!