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beardedmrbean

theman

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

tattooedzombigirl

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

imanutcase-10

Then bring me luck

thirddeadlysin

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

melaninboy

HIGH SCHOOLERS ‼️‼️ COMMUNITY COLLEGE IS OKAY!!

Please don’t ever let anyone shame you for attending.

spleen9000

tbh going to community college is probably a better option for most people since you can get prereqs done and explore different classes to figure out what you want to do for much much cheaper than at a 4 year!

roxilalonde-deactivated20251105

self care is watching those all gameplay & cutscenes videogame compilations on youtube in order to simulate the experience of playing games you dont have the money for

roxilalonde-deactivated20251105

me, sitting down to watch 6-8 full hours of fun content while someone infinitely better than me at videogames handles all the hard parts:

miseducatedmelanicmuse

adamsmasher

hi I’m a therapist some people come to me to break down severe childhood trauma some people come to me because their job is super stressful some people come to me because they’re worried all the time about stuff that they know they shouldn’t be worried about but they worry anyway some people come to me because they’re bad at focusing some people come to me because their mom said they should but they’re enjoying the experience anyway what i’m saying is there is no wrong time, reason, or explanation to come see a therapist. we’re ready for you.

johnmulaneys

Nick Kroll & John Mulaney’s Success Hasn’t Gone To Their Heads - CONAN (26.02.2018)

notunlikepride

This is the first time I’ve seen John Mulaney in anything other than a suit and my brain is having trouble processing it

northisnotup

He dresses like he wants Tan from Queer Eye to be proud of him tbh

batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate

he’s dressed like the rockin twink he would have been going down on

dumbkiwi

please take a moment to appreciate the whole setup of this interview. there is so much RAW energy here i don’t even know what kind

bardstardish

Even bohemian rhapsody does the bury your gays trope...

freddie mercury literally died in real life though?????

bardstardish

#but...#that's what happens #Freddie Mercury actually died

somecutething

Coyote is surprised by the temperature of the frozen water 😂😂

dreamofhircine

memescomedy

towritelesbiansonherarms

this cracked me up more than i think it should have

captainsnoop-deactivated2020041

i want to ignore overwatch but every time it makes the news it’s always unavoidable and the thing that happened is always ridiculous

like how am i not supposed to react to “blizzard accidentally made mcree 100 years old because they’re so bad at writing and also they released a character that suffers from Blizzard Sameface so hard that everyone thought she was a cowboy themed Mercy skin.”

brainstatic

Y'all think being in a goth relationship means wearing white makeup together but Mary Shelley lost her virginity on her mother’s grave so maybe step it up.

bandydear

Mary Shelley carried her husband’s heart around and lived in a crypt after he died. No one will ever be as goth as Mary Shelley.

just-shower-thoughts

Maybe medieval people happened upon a T-Rex fossil and came to a relatively logical conclusion that dragons existed.

beedlebeeb

I’ve read a couple books on this actually, thats exactly what happened. Also cyclops are from looking at bones from a certain type of baby elephant. The giant note hole and tiny eyes made it look like a single eye.

awed-frog

Yep, can confirm! And what’s even funnier to me is that back in the dark ages, Greek people used to find a lot of prehistoric bear skeletons - and those look exactly like human skeletons, except they’re like eight feet tall or something - so they naturally assumed those were the heroes of legend, and made armour and clothes for them and reburied them with the most splendid and sacred religious ceremonies they could think of? Fast forward five centuries, Athens’ all modern and rational, philosophers and scientists aren’t taking any shit from anyone - but the problem is, people will randomly find graves containing giant-ass warriors, so that’s something that can’t be explained away and yeah, demigods were a thing and yeah, they used to be eight feet tall and sorry I don’t make the rules.

queer-trans-amazon-deactivated2

Some scientists suspect that the origin of the cyclops myths came about because of elephant skulls, which are vaguely human in shape but with a honking big hole in the middle for the trunk but easily mistakable for an eye socket without any flesh