Yakov

indie yakov written by rachel

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Indie Yakov Feltsman blog! Sideblog of @aisudream and still under construction! Please like/reblog if you’re interested in interacting! Thank you!

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Send Yakov things that would send him to an early grave.

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"Someone just jumped out of a second story window and I have a feeling it was Vitya."

Yakov was up and on his feet in less than a second. “Where? Have they already called an ambulance?” he asked, the panic already hearable in his voice.

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I can't find my birth certificate to get my passport. I think it's in the pile of porno mags my dad has collected.. but I don't want to die. -snxgsobaka

“Just what are you asking me to do Vitya?”

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I don't remember if I cut my hair, caused all this shit, or my dad did, but could you at least help me cut my fucking hair? -snxgsobaka

“Vitya, what’s going on? Cut your hair? Vitya, come over right this second. What happened?”

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Hey sorry, but can I come stay with you? My dad is having a wild underwear party with about 50 hookers and I'm tired of them trying to suck me off. -snxgsobaka

“....what?”

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I can't come in (again) I don't know where I am I think I'm like in Sochi. -krxliksuka

“Why do you keep doing crazy stuff like this!? Let me track your phone again.”

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I can't come in for practice for awhile. A mirror broke against my back while someone was- -krxliksuka

“You need to take better care of yourself! I’ll force you to move in with me and Yuri as well if I have to just to make sure you aren’t pulling these kinds of stunts!”

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Well the guys at the strip club call me Bunny -krxliksuka

“What are you at a strip club? Why Bunny?”

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I think I got someone pregnant. -snxgsobaka

“You think you did? Explain.”

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I got into a car accident.. broke three ribs, and my left forearm. -snxgsobaka

“Vitya. I promise next time you pull something like this I’ll break three of your ribs and your left forearm. What hospital are you at?”

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I'm adopting two children, denouncing my Russian citizenship, and moving to Japan. -snxgsobaka

“You’re literally insane! Slow down!”

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Send Yakov things that would send him to an early grave.

[bunnjou]

you don’t recover from victor nikiforov

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Send Yakov things that would send him to an early grave.

[wolvenflower]

they grow up so fast

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“So, are you going to watch Vitya the whole time or are you going to actually finish putting your skates on?”

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