Dethy Bean

Art of a bean. commissions are open. I got a patreon. https://www.patreon.com/beanu

[agoldenshinywireofhope]

Mutuals, do any of you have that "what white haired anime boy are you" quiz?

[agoldenshinywireofhope]

I found it, I'm not the op but here u go

[sunnychespin]

We did it again people, reblog to get some divine intervention and never miss a saving throw again

[ubuyo]

this is the palutena of crits, reblog in the next 30 seconds to roll nat20s without fail forever

[sirfrogsworth]

[azuretheshitposter]

*sound of ceiling fan smacking my forehead*

[deathrinlilium]

I am almost perfectly tiddy level with most people

[toko-t]

ネコ

[deathrinlilium]

I too walk over, scream, and then lay on something soft and comfortable to sleep on

[catchymemes]

[deathrinlilium]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[reprobush]

[deathrinlilium]

Who has noticed the eye pancake

[constable-frozen]

LEGO - Rubber Duck 

[itehexael]

Visual Storytelling

[deathrinlilium]

THE DUCKY ÓMÒ

[littleguymart]

(source)

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

This is the fucking thing ever

[deathrinlilium]

Is a takochu!

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

i made a quiz find out how rancid you are and leave your results in the tags

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

crying laughing so far thank you all

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

UNMATCHED ACCURACY

[channydraws]

This damn meme is taking over, this can't get any worse.

the goat behind the slaughter.

[deathrinlilium]

Honestly, this looks like what happens sometimes when you select text with a picture and it turns all blueish.

[schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d]

When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

[comfynb]

here's a mashed potato recipe from my homophobic mother that i swore to never share that would pair perfectly!

(6 servings)

-2lbs red potatoes

-1 cup butter (2 sticks)

-1 cup cream cheese (1 pack)

-Chives (optional)

-Salt & Pepper to taste

1. drop those bad boys (potatoes) in a big ol pot. U don't even have to chop them just wash them

2. boil til soft!

3. Drain

4. Mash (usually they're small enough you can use a fork if u don't have one of those squashers) until its a pretty chunky mix

5. add the other stuff. Keep mashing

I like my mashed potato consistancy more lumpy but its all up to you!! Peel the potatoes or keep them on, it literally makes the creamiest fluffiest mashed potatoes which she always served with the nastiest fuckin meatloaf

[lovelyladylavie]

Now if anybody got some revenge rolls and revenge green bean casserole we'll get a full meal

[kreature-ofthenight]

Got room for desert? Cus my Grandma was just a generaly evil old hag who was abusive to my mum and my siblings also you guessed it since I came out I was not said hello to at christmas

She made pretty god Dampfnudeln (its like a sweet bread rool you eat hot and with vanilla sauce)

1. Put 300 gram flour into a bowl and make an indent in the middle

2.combine

20 gram yeast

1 tea sp. Brown sugar

3 tbsp milk 

mix until smooth

3.mix into part of the flour but leave a big flour rim on the outside

4.set 30 gram of Butter on the flour rim and cover everything with a towel

let sit till you see bubbles in the dough

5. add

 1/8 liter luke warm milk

30 gram Sugar

one pack of vanilla sugar

a pinch of salt

2 eggs 

and knead the dough until smooth

6. put

 1/8 luke warm milk

30 gram of Butter

1 pack of vanilla sugar 

into a heat resistant glass bowl and let melt (the glass bowl is quite important)

7. Form about 12 dough rolls and put them into the milk

8. Cover with a lid (any lid will go it does not need to be sealed air tight)

Let bake in the pre heated oven at 200°C for about 30 minutes or until they start to get brown and fluffy

9. Serve with vanilla sauce or fresh fruit

[clover11-10]

Behold the Fuck You buffet

[everythingfox]

“Being a kitten is pretty exhausting..”

(via)

[theweirdwideweb]

[azuretheshitposter]

he isnt safe on or off the page

[deathrinlilium]

He's just not safe in general

[princesstigerbelle]

Me on my way to get McDonald’s after work at 10:30pm like

[princesstigerbelle]

Gotta have them chimken nuggies

[princesstigerbelle]

Me on my way to get McDonald’s after work at 10:30pm like

[deathrinlilium]

I am going to start a comic called Divine Hellscape. Each page will be posted at least once a week and released a week early on my patreon!

https://www.patreon.com/beanu

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