Death's Ankh

Liz. 27. Pan/demisexual. Non-binary (they/them). Eclectic tastes. Sometimes goth, sometimes trendy, sometimes chic 40 year old (or so my sister tells me). PM me or ask me whatever. Happy to chat.

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[kamenotaku]

crab crab crab hand hand hand frighten

[birdhug]

i like them..

[clanes]

I am constantly cursed with visions and I want it to stop!!

[clanes]

I had a dream the other day that someone was sitting on my face, everything was going so well.

And then they got up, took the blanket off the bed we were on and draped it over my head, sat back down and ripped several on me.

My head felt like the fucking thingy inside of a church bell. What the fuck do you call those.

[clanes]

If you search the word "Bell clapper" on Google. You get so many nuts.

Everything is about balls to these people.

[only-tiktoks]

[giantpetrel]

[shiroscosmicass]

THATS CONK CREET BABEY

[without-ado]

A green meteor over the Mont Blanc Massif

l Sebastian Voltmer l Jan. 2025

[bob-artist]

Not only are the Comedy Wildlife Photo Award winners all excellent, the banner announcements are glorious when taken out of context.

[meganooooooooooooooo]

EVERY single one of these is memeable

[bob-artist]

YES!!

[prof-grace-aspen]

Every single one of these penguins has a totally different personality and more personality than any of the lions in the 2019 3D animated Lion King

[thememedaddy]

[kianamaiart]

then and now

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[kalichnikov]

[everythingfox]

Natural born entertainer doing her best

[miiilowo]

[albertnatural]

[generallyjl]

truly a game changer episode of all time

[everythingfox]

Bunny and otter

(via)

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[junkypenni]

go have some fun

[wonkaloo]

Outdoor cat owners

[chongoblog]

Lol and also lmao

[airandangels]

My favourite sentence in the article: “Those interested in acquiring Jones’ media company had submitted their final offers to federal court-appointed trustee Christopher Murray, who was tasked with picking a best bid, but not necessarily the highest.”

That suggests to me that Mr Murray had the option of choosing the funniest bid, and by gum he took it.

[elfwreck]

They did indeed choose the funniest bid. Murray consulted with the families.

They skipped offers millions of dollars in higher offers, that might've resulted in Jones's allies getting control of some or all of it, and said, NOPE. Let's hand this to the people who really know how to do Fake News.

Christopher Murray, acknowledged that The Onion did not have the highest bid but said it was a better deal overall because some of the Sandy Hook families agreed to forgo a portion of the sale proceeds to pay Jones’ other creditors. First United American Companies, a business affiliated with one of Jones’ product-selling websites, submitted the only other bid.

...also let's give them a huge dataset of contact info for the most gullible and easily-outraged people on the planet.

[therosiestofrubys]