just slightly too enthusiastic about malistaire

characters: Evan Crow ★ Death primary, Balance secondary ★ lvl 67 ★ 19 y/o 💀⚖️ Quinn Stargiver ★ Myth primary, Life secondary ★ lvl 18 ★ 17 y/o 👁️🍃 Nora Stormsong ★ Storm primary, Fire secondary ★ lvl 17 ★ 16 y/o ⚡🔥 Victoria Goldthistle ★ Balance primary, Ice secondary ★ lvl 10 ★ 17 y/o ⚖️❄️ Cole Silverbreeze ★ Life primary ★ lvl 6 ★ 19 y/o 🍃 mod: Kaiden/Kai ★ 21 y/o ★ he/xey 🐾✨ pls ask me about my characters!!

[heroes-of-lemuria]

I don’t get why we have to stop Jackall he was literally just trying to diva out

[heroes-of-lemuria]

[malistaire]

that’s it you’re going inside the knowledge crystal

[malistaire]

[stormgated]

i think his name is austin troll

[malistaire]

[wizzycore]

My man whimpers after you hit him I stand my ground

NO.... IT CAN'T BE TRUE.....

ONE MOMENT.

Visit Original Link

I.....

[deathschoolbestschool]

Okay so clearly I'm not normal about Malistaire but is anybody else also consumed with an insatiable lust for Doctor Jackall or am I alone in the based department this evening

[stormyykat]

@griffinsmith do you happen to know anyone

[griffinsmith]

hi stormy and hi op. Can jackallheads who also have an insatiable lust for him please sound off

[deathschoolbestschool]

GOD DAMN CLEARLY I AM NOT ALONE IN THE BASED DEPARTMENT HELLO FELLOW JACKALLHEADS!!!!!!

[deathschoolbestschool]

Okay so clearly I'm not normal about Malistaire but is anybody else also consumed with an insatiable lust for Doctor Jackall or am I alone in the based department this evening

[deathschoolbestschool]

I SOLO'D WATERWORKS AND GOT THE ONE DROP I NEEDED FIRST RUN I THINK I'M GOD'S FAVORITE

[deathschoolbestschool]

TWO OF THEM??

[deathschoolbestschool]

the first one (from before you fight salgio) just never despawned so i took some photos with my new #bestie........ she's very tall

[deathschoolbestschool]

TWO OF THEM??

[deathschoolbestschool]

I just know the commons have got to be INSANE right now

[deathschoolbestschool]

YOU CAN ACTUALLY RUN OUT OF TREASURE CARD SPACE?? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL MY EMPOWERS

[deathschoolbestschool]

OH BOY I AM SO EXCITED FOR EVEN MORE FARMING!!!!! First I'm farming spiders for mending opals. Then I'm farming MORE spiders for accuracy opals. Then I'm farming praetor mako for the end of Celestia athame. Then I'm farming the Celestia amulet guy for health jewels and I'll also get a bunch of spellements and shark teeth too I guess. Then I'm probably going to have to farm the end of Celestia dungeon. Then I'm farming some dude in house of scales for my deck. Then I might be farming waterworks for the hat and robe 😭 only might because even though it has better stats I really hate that it doesn't have sockets....... But OH BOY!!!! I SURE LOVE FARMING ENDLESSLY HOURS UPON HOURS!!!!!! /s

[deathschoolbestschool]

I reeeeeally wish there was more love for zone pricing folks 😭 like. I REALLY prefer zone pricing it is simply the right option for me. But MAN I wish I had those member benefits 😭 I'm still giving y'all money!!! Why are you trying to funnel me into giving you money in a specific way!!!!! Maybe buying crowns could come with the same benefits members get proportial to how much money you spent. Idk they'd never do it bc they lowkey hate their player base and just want us to choose the option that'll get them more money in the long run. But a man can dream 😔

[deathschoolbestschool]

I posted a suggestion thread in the discord but that place is so full of mean teenagers I'm afraid I'm gonna get dunked on AKSJCJDJDJ

[deathschoolbestschool]

I caved I'm trying membership...... Idk if it's always like this for first-time members but I noticed it was half off for a month 😔 I just hate the idea of progressing and then not having access to the area I'm currently in or not permanently owning what I'm buying. But it costs a lotttt in the long run (I'd have to play more than like 3.6 years for it to even out) and membership is just less money for the amount of time I'm playing (like I can finish way more streets/areas in a month than I could for the same amount of money in zone pricing) and there's membership benefits but AHHHH idk. Idk I am trying it I will see!!!! And if I end up thinking it's not worth it I will only have "wasted" like $5. If I DO end up liking it more though I will probably go insane at all the money/crowns I "wasted" on zone pricing though 😭😭😭 it will bother me DEEPLY that I'm not completely one or the other

[deathschoolbestschool]

Oh no I'm switching to membership. Oh no. I sent an email to support asking very nicely if I could have the crowns from zone pricing refunded even tho I know there's like no shot wish me luck y'all 😭🙏

[deathschoolbestschool]

I just hit gold cap for the first time ever. I actually had to buy like, 75 empowers. This is madness to me