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[blizzelletheodore]

blumew ive hacked this person's tumblr account to tell mew that mew smell like stale eggs :3

Vizelle.

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hi :3

[rubyview]

Things not meant to be seen by mankind

[beemovieerotica]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[candyconfectoner]

Just decided to put stuff together in a drawing and it took me like 2 hours 🫩

[thisdastampdoesnotexist]

[catgirl-kaiju]

uh oh! the villainous Dr. Frown has stolen all of the smiles from Happy City! we need the aid of Gigglegirl to put a stop to his reign of terror! :(

[catgirl-kaiju]

okay, so, we were expecting Gigglegirl to just, like, cheer up the citizens of Happy City to return our smiles. we did not expect her to do that to Dr. Frown. our deep and sincere condolences to the Frown family

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as a vaporeon your only mission in life is to slap your biiiiiiiig damn tail and splash around

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as a flareon your only mission in life around is to be fluffy and have an awesome attack stat

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as a jolteon your only mission in life is to run around super fuckin fast and be spikey and cool

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as an umbreon your only mission on life is to glow and lurch around and go "rrrreaerrr" and stare at stuff with your red eyes

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as an espeon your only mission in life is to hear a whole lotta stuff with your big ears and make stuff float and bask in the sun

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as a leafeon your only mission in life is to have dope defenses and go around in forests and be cool and green

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as a glaceon your only mission in life is to walk around graciously in the cold and lay comfortably in the snow

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as a sylveon your only mission in life is to go around joyously and hold onto stuff with your big ribbons and go "(whistling sound)"

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as an eevee

evui

[dailycatsblog]

[vvyrmfood]

okay guys don’t blow this one up

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teach it language

[dragongirlsweetie]

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

[dragongirlsweetie]

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

[evilwizard]

GET BACK TO WORK

[itsjesscapade]

[0xeyedaisy]

Thanks tumblr

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[wikicamp2]

[the-quasar-hero]

It’s extremely fucked up that some ppl try to make you feel stupid and immature for hoping for a better world. You say you want world peace and mfs think you need a pacifier; dawg, I just don’t want ppl dying from violence. This idea that ppl simply must die as casualties of war is misanthropic to say the least.

[solarusofsun]

Happy Mother's day y'all

Granny doesnt know what day it is but will always accept a hug from her grandchildren

[jugglingmylab]

can you juggle the viewer?

get juggled!!!

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thabk you