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Molly | she/her | burdened with bad taste & blorbos also kicking it on ao3

[girlrustcohle]

ive got the bad taste only a coworker could have

[spankerella]

@ perfectunion

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[kinkydorah]

ASSAD ZAMAN The Vampire Lestat premiere

[misslavenderlady]

David's not beating the "your son calls me Daddy too" allegations

[mblematic]

news for ME

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[mosslingg]

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

[stereosonicanimatronic]

ryland grace is aroace. however he is also stratt’s dead wife, rocky’s red string of fate starcrossed soulmate, & intensely violently homosexual for mark “simon iron lung” iplier. all things are true & all things can coexist. peace & love on planet erid

[wifehaver103947]

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

[clothmotherofficial]

I Have Softness For You

[officialwiremother]

i have milk for you

[babymonkeyofficial]

Stop.

[kingsolomonofficial]

Cut the baby monkey in half

[airinyourtires]

If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

[airinyourtires]

I’m still proud of this post. It’s evergreen

[dailyhudsonwilliams]

via by.aikaflores

[keanherself]

[bettyrightnow]

it’s a toy story baby just say yes

[lakevida]

i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting

[heedra]

if you really want to fuck a vampire then i’d say you’re down for the count

[heedra]

damn thats a lot of notes and a lot of vampire fuckers, i guess its time to raise the stakes

[scissorsaint]

Yaaaawn! Call me when they're covered in blood and having gay sex

[talesfromthecrypts]

A chance is what I'm giving you. Think how perfect it could be if you both took that last step together.