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*tries to be cool and smoke weed*

*stabs myself in the mouth with the spicy end of the joint*

*wishes i was a part of your internet gang*

Me: don't even worry about it I've got some extra money you're absolutely covered no big deal bb I gotchu

Also me: *has a car with an engine that's about to blow up, needs to start planning my wedding and also building a house, while secretly worrying how I'm going to get through the winter without starving*

Me: 🤗 yes I can give you the moneys it is NO BIG DEAL I SWEAR BABBEY

#nice people #problems #being too nice #i just want you to like me #self destruction #helping others

missmagpiee-deactivated20250324

griffys

me @ myself: maybe u should try not to depend so much on validation and attention from others because u really let it dictate your mood and it’s so unhealthy

me: huh. interesting. anyway whom here loves me

I see the porn is returning to Tumblr

#porn #tumblr #artists on tumblr #porn blogs #porn ban #stick it to the man #return time #return of the porn #good boy #feels good #good omens

Instagram makes me want to do drugs but like not in the way you'd think

#Instagram #insta #drugs #girls who do drugs #dont do drugs #drugs r bad #memories #nostalgique #nostalgic #nostalji #nostalgia

queerspoons

reblog if ur bi, ur not biphobic, or ur best friend is a beautiful valid bisexual

longlostwaywardsister

we stan Chandler Bing

#friends #Chandler #bing #chandler bing #stan #we stan a queen #we stan a king #we stan an icon #we stan an intellectual #we stan a smartass

I dart out of my room to quickly snag a bag of cereal, before scurrying back to my hiding hole (bedroom) oh man, I'm literally a mouse

#im a mouse #scurry #cereal #bedroom #dumb thoughts #dumb bitch

grubsludge

I don’t understand the whole “no one wants to hear about the dream you had last night” thing like??? dreams are so cool I love hearing people describe their dreams