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21 - he / they / it / she

[warcrimesimulator]

[awesomebutunpractical]

You can have any animal for a pet. Any complications such as “keeping the animal healthy and happy” and “the time and effort it would take to keep happy and healthy pet” and “keeping yourself uneaten” and “the pet I want is kind of extinct” have all been solved perfectly. You don’t have to think of that.

What is your pet?

[maplemaplemaplemaplemaple]

moral scrupulosity ocd affirmations compilation

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[whyenn-reader]

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

[rockabillywife]

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

[daydreaminglilguy]

Well. You do. So do you like your posts a lot more than everyone else?

[rockabillywife]

I like my posts the most anyone has ever liked anything

[oshadefiant]

ghost

[sandmandaddy69]

[preyanimal]

love love love this

[strawberry-crocodile]

for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses 🥺" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint

[strawberry-crocodile]

look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."

[d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl]

Walking into my 9 hour shift and hearing "2 people quit yesterday"

[d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl]

[dogpuppy]

Disappointed Gregor can’t use his psychic abilities to do basic plumbing

[transheadcrab]

inherent gay need to redesign my bedroom every 3 months

[transheadcrab]

gays, home of sexuals, lgbtqs, help me redesign my bedroom because i cant live like this anymore. make suggestions & i will move items accordingly (everything in purple is stuff i can move). only requirement is that my bed is in some corner bc if it doesn’t touch two walls ill die

[aaays-and-bees]

Barricade the door

[transheadcrab]

great ! are there other suggestions that arent this !

[cinewhore-deactivated20211003]

and if you think it is, you’re a racist.

[spacejellyfish3]

an addition

[pawpunkao3]

(Image descriptions: two lisa simpson presenting memes. The first reads “racism in any fandom isn’t drama or discourse.” The second reads “Racist jokes aren’t dark comedy nor are they funny in the slightest. They’re just racist.” End descriptions.)

[findchaos]

We visited an old glass factory that was converted into a park and the photos can get very surreal.

[sourcreammachine]

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[birdsareblooming]

[dogpuppy]

I’m panicking why are the Swedish talking about me