╳ ----- Fear the l i v i n g

- ˈtemp(ə)rəns noun;; survivor ----------------------------------------------- independent twd oc

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    i want to get this muse back ! who wants to help?

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                            ╳ —– Fear the l i v i n g

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     my face when i logged in for the first time in years..

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                        “I’m not a slut; I just love love."

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Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

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“I hope you get wrinkles.”

   "And I hope you get limp dick." Honey hues met his. Everyone seemed to be    fooled by an innocent face and a shy smile, which did come in handy but    that wasn't who Temperance was -- at least not anymore. She called it like    she seen it and didn't think much about what she said. "Now that's ensure    both of those things happen with some alcohol, shall we?"

Hateship sentence starters

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Hey.

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Hateship Sentence Starters

“You are the most horrible person I have ever met.” “Because fuck you, that’s why.” “I’m going to kill you the moment I have a chance.” “You disgust me.” “Of course I don’t trust you.” “I’m stuck with you, and therefore I’m in hell.” “Just so we’re clear: I hate you.” “I’m only working with you because I have no choice.” “You know those things people say they wouldn’t wish on their worst enemy? I would wish all of them on you.” “I hope you get wrinkles.” “I want to travel back in time and encourage you to play in traffic as a kid.” “Shut up, nobody likes you!” “Well, I hope I ruined your day. If not, there’s always tomorrow!” “It’s not sexual tension. It’s just tension. Because I hate your guts.” “Congratulations! You’ve graduated to Grade-A Douchebag.”

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Having sex in places you aren’t supposed to is one of the greatest joys in life.

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Lyndsy visiting her friend Joy in September, 2015.

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realistic married sentence pack (p1)

or: random shit that i have said/has been said to me since i got married

❝ Put my laptop down and stop chewing on it! ❞

❝ Hail Satan! ❞

❝ I asked you to do the dishes four hours ago. ❞

❝ So you know how you talk in your sleep? Well last night you had a dream I was a three-headed llama, but despite that you still loved me. ❞

❝ Damnit the cat was in the washer again. ❞

*hears children crying and screaming out in public* ❝ are you sure you want kids? ❞

*hears children crying and screaming out in public* ❝ I can’t wait til we have kids. ❞

❝ You can’t ground our future children. ❞

❝ Of course I can ground our future children! ❞

❝ Normal couples go out, and have couple-friends, and do stuff… ❞

❝ We have never been a normal couple. ❞

❝ Baby, I will *never* feel ‘less manly’ if you ever make more money than I do. In fact, that would be awesome because then I wouldn’t have to work! ❞

❝ If you want me to get you that drink, you gotta actually let me up off the couch… ❞

❝ You call your car babydoll. You call your computer babydoll. You call me babydoll. I literally rank on the same level as your car and your computer. ❞

❝ No baby, you are way more important to me than my car and computer! ❞

❝ Who do you think is hotter: Captain America, Thor, or Star-Lord? ❞

❝ That is so unfair! You can’t make me pick between the Captain, Thor, or Star-Lord! I couldn’t possibly pick between one of the Chrises!❞

❝ I would totally bang Kiefer Sutherland. ❞

❝ Really? Of all the celebrities, you would bang Kiefer Sutherland? ❞

❝ Are you writing more gay porn? ❞

❝ What!? No I’m not writing more gay porn… ❞

❝ No you caNOT MAKE THE CAT FLY PUT THEM DOWN!!! ❞

❝ Wait- do you like… what do you call it? Ship those two characters? ❞

❝ Wait, which friend is that? ❞

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              “Eh, you’re a tough cookie.” Mumbled mostly, more than likely a flat out                assumption but what does he care. Red will call it like he sees it. Not as                if he was trying to  play on anything. His mouth just runs — always has.                He just wants to finish up a few things before he can get the fuck out of                TM and… — well go figure. “Do y’one better. I’ll personally show you to                a place and buy you  a drink for bein’ a  dick if y’gimme a few minutes.”                Yeah sure, why the hell not. On top of running  around for Gemma all of                the day and then working in the garage more hours than he cares for –                of course Ransom is being more of an asshole than usual. Least he can                do is make up for it a little bit… and get himself a well needed drink too.

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     A bow lifted, that was an unexpected request. " --- sure, why not." She      was new to town, lucky she even found the garage. A bar wouldn't' be      that hard to find but if he was offering, why deny a free drink. She'd      give him the benefit of the doubt. Maybe she caught him on a bad day      or a crazy day, she has had her fair share of those, knew the feelings      they brought. She looked around, the place was interesting enough to      find something to do for a few minutes. "I'll wait outside, maybe get the      weird guy to tell me the story behind his prosthesis."