deceitandknowledge

Local clown's rp blog -v-

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intro post

that fucking poll eviscerated me so manyyyy of you wanted this so here ya go please note I'm not particularly excellent at rp my only experience is with my ex and we always ended up making something inappropriate ft a crack ship

Hello~ folks!

Welcome to @deceit-and-knowledge my silly little rp blog where I (your local dumbass @jesterlovescookies ) attempts to pretend to be shadow milk, fount/sage, truthless recluse smilk's little freaks, a silly goober or awakened silly vanilly with you and whatever you wanna say or do with "me" yes I'm a unhinged bored man (what the tism does to a hyperfixated mfer)

Icon/dividers made by @jesterlovescookies

The pv and smilk of this blog also have 1 on 1 solo blogs

@deceit-and-doubt and @truth-and-compassion

DISCLAIMER BLOG/AU CREATED PRE EPISODE 11 OF BEAST YEAST.

WARNING: BLOG IS 16+

rules/info (PLEASE READ)

FAQ

Info:

cutely me rping a lil au thing where smilk and his pre corrupt self exist in the same timeline and while vague awakened pv is taking care of the two. Both are pv simps in their own unique way

Ooc = black text with ooc and small text

Smilk/fount = s or f + blue text

Pure vanilla = pv + orange text

truthless = t + purple text

Candy apple = c + red text

Black sapphire = b + purple text

Healer cookie = h + orange text

Nightshade/light of truth = l + blue text

Dreamweaver = dw + orange text

Truthless' baby phoenix has red text but no letter

Please don't use funny fonts like cursive (unless it's just the word "freaky" for the funny) I can't particularly read it

Characters available are: shadow milk, awakened pv, sage of truth/fount of knowledge and truthless recluse, black sapphire and candy apple per request

some rules: (for my comfort)

if I don't get to you instantly don't rush me or push me to answer, cause pal- I got a life

You can rp as your own cr oc if you want

Slightly suggestive stuff is allowed

This is for fun, please have fun and don't be rude

Responses are in character as possible (when they're not this is an au)

No spam

Dni if you have an issue with shadowvanilla

extra info:

This rp does use alot of my hcs for the smilk's

Which are

Neurodivergent, genderfluid, blind in the blue eye (not teal/yellow), can't walk well so floats, touch starved but dislikes being touched, bites for affection (there's more and will apply when needed)

(tho fount wears glasses whilst smilk doesn't to assist with the blindness)

you can refer to sage/fount with your pre corrupt names for shadow milk but he won't claim those as his actual name he'll just respond to anything that isn't shadow milk

FAQ: sorry but no. I don't have the time nor social battery or energy for it. You know the question you're asking frequently. It's a no. I prefer short stuff like what I'm already doing. Go find someone else please.

anyhoo have fun! Rp away, inbox is always open on this blog ^^

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Good job! You defeated the bad dinosaur! — b

pv: yay! *Clapping*

s: you wanna kill a unicorn?

pv: yeah!

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All tuckered out~ she's had a lot of fun this week. Made some friends while physically small again. — b

f: ..mhm..

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Chicky's all tuckered out after her recent adventures~ it's not easy being small! Though... perhaps she's enjoying the chance to be papas' chick again too. — b

t: but she's always my little chick.. i- I don't care if it's gonna be fully mature! That's still my little girl!

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**gives them some more legos, including upsized lego if their cracks and scars and carpal begin to bother them. Also includes sonic minifigs** — b

s: nyoom. Look it's a car.

pv: ..that's a cat..

s: a cat with wheels. Nyoom. You try it. Put wheels on this guy.

pv: ..*puts wheels on a sonic minifig* ...

s: now nyoom.

pv: nyoom.. ..h..heh

vroom.

s: 😏😏😏😏😏

pv: beep.

Beep beep..

s: nyoom. Look they're kissing.

pv: gross haha..

s: blehhh get a room would ya haha.

Oh look a dinosour! Raaah.

pv: ah!

s: what do we do against it?

pv: run it ovew!

s: exactly! Nyooom.

pv: nyoom.

s: "argh blaaaaah I'm deaddd. :(( I'm deaddd :( you killed meeeee raaah"

pv: yay!

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She's so cute and sleepy right now idn't sheee! I wouldn't be surprised if sage tries to get her a friend of 3 though~ domestic ducks are social animals after all — b

t: if he doesn't I might.

...I actually really like ducks too... birds of any kind really...I've always adored animals.. much over a cookie anyday.

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Hey pv, you couldn't really play with them yesterday, but how about you build lego together? It's one of his favorite things to do after all~! **gestures to the door** - b

pv: hm..

*gets up and opens door, seeing no one out there* ...hm..

*closes door and turns around* ah!

s: hiii nilly~ I might not have powers but I still got my old tricks!

I wanna play legos~ can we? Together?

pv: ..um.. mhm...

s: what's the matter?

pv: I can't talk nowmally.. ahem. Normally...

s: ..ah.. well no foul in some babble talk, I do it all the time thanks to my speech impediment.

maybe you should speak more simple words, instead of normal say hm.. okie?

pv: I am an adult.

s: so am I but you don't see me going all on the offense over okie, someone's afraid to be seen as immature. Aren't you the one obsessed with a silly clown thing?

And a farming game about animals AND game franchise about a blue rodent! C'mon be for real nils. Live a little! Have some fun! Let go for once. You and I are just as mature as the word pp.

pv: *chuckles* pp..

s: HA! you laughed at the word! You are immature! Now, let go of the old nasty gripes on maturity and let's play with these colourful blocks.

pv: .. al-

s: ah-ah-ah no.

pv: ...okie..

s: that's more like it! Don't force yourself to speak all big and fancy if your voice simply won't allow for it, that's what I do.

*sits by the LEGOs*

pv: *sits down and begins building things*

s: *also building things*

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....held off... o.o uh oh. Ummm... good luck... to all betas in the castle non of you are good at resisting helping...

**shows cluse where the duckling is.** — b

t: *looks at the duckling* 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥹🥹🥹🥹

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**suppresses his instincts and beta hormones** you're not being controlled or influenced by anyone. **right now..** it sucks but it might be worse because you held it off for so long. Like a dam breaking. — b

t: *eating food*

Mm.. *swallows* ... yeah.. ughh.. let's just say I am NOT excited for next week..

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Take both🌄🌮🐓🥪 sweet heart🍬💜🤭☺️😊😊. And if ya🫵 get full💯 before finishin you can always save a doggie bag🐕🛍 for later🕠.🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️👍👍👍👍🙏🙏🙏

t: mhm.. thanks.. I'm gonna scarf this down..

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You did... really well Sage... umm... are you okay..? I think you might have... been bleeding jam..? Or umm... crying..? I'm not sure... but... ggood job..! Extract hadn't eaten... for a long time...

f: I wa bleeding ✨ I got swooped..

His claws are... extremely sharp.

I did clean up the jam but I can't find the wound...but mhm. I'm glad I could get him to go eat...

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Well, I'll be a monkeys uncle🙊🙈. Did ya🫵 really go🥚🐦‍⬛ such a long time🕑 without food🍲, Vanilla Extract🔪🍦🍪😭😱🙏🙏🙏? Can't have that..!🙂‍↔️😤 Can I offer🫴 some good ol😋 chicken🐓 club sandwich🥪 or breakfast tacos🌄🌮? I'd offer some chilli con carne🌶🍛🥵, but I reckon🤔 startin out slow🐢 might could be good👍 for ya stomach🙂‍↕️❤️‍🩹🫶. Now, I wonder🤔; if ya actin🎭 all like a male crow🐦‍⬛, would ya🫵 also bring food🥪🌮 your pretty✨️ mate🌠🥛🍪?🤭🤭☺️☺️☺️🥰🥰🙏

t: I would so bring food to my pretty mate. Ahem. I mean. My fiance.

..hm.. breakfast taco sounds nice.. but so does chicken sandwich.. ugh.. I'm so hungry I could eat a whole buffet...hell I'd eat the table.......

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Just whatever. **takes smilk aside and tells them the idea/plan** — b

s: ooooh alright~ hehe.

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Hey smilk. How would you feel about playing lego with pv? (Perhaps some help could let him relax enough?) — b

s: I wouldn't mind it. Depends, are we building something or just whatever.

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That's so cool pv! We-Really cute! — b

pv: it's weally cute?.. ahem. Really.

*embarrassed* ..why do I keep doing that?

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...would you like to see the duckling before you go back? I can give you a brief reprieve from those instincts while you eat and care for yourself so you can... — b

t: ...*huffs* ..y..yeah.. the duckling suddenly reminded me of my egg and the second I laid eyes on it I just.. felt this urge to curl up to it and not leave it..

Ugh.. fucking stupid.. ain't it? *Shakes head and holds it* I haven't even slept..

I was up all night guarding the egg.. hissing and growling at every single noise. The fuck has gotten into me?? I attacked sage!

I-It's like I'm being controlled.. my worst fucking fear.. luckily it's probably just whatever compels me to protect the egg and not someone doing it to me but still *grumbles* .. this isn't like me at all..

..*stomach growls* ..hrk-.. fuck.. I haven't eaten since yesterday morning.. I feel sick.. that's the longest I haven't eaten in ages.. i.. i need food.. *huffs*

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Don't forget to eat Extract. Or shower! — b

t: mhm.. I'm doing that.. now..