Lies, betrayal and deceit

[deceitfulfuck]

This isn't a pinned post cause I don't feel like making one:

I am not a gimmick blog

I only speak the truth

My username is unimportant

[deceitfulfuck]

Someone absolutely hates my posts

I totally didn't get 11 notifications, out of which 8 were from the same guy

[mizuthe-cat]

love how you can change the text colors on here yeah this word is green now

[ruststhatloseronfandomiguess]

mizu i remember youre greens

[mizuthe-cat]

HEHE

[just-pankake]

GREEN

[unyieldingsilence]

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[carnationsystem]

the silence yielded and they greened

[unyieldingsilence]

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[yieldingsilence]

looks like green to me

[deceitfulfuck]

Yellow

[punkitt-is-here]

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

[totally-cis-offical]

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

[moon-of-curses]

we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough

[no-one-offical]

We're actually on pinterest but sure I see the vision

[childrenare12823calories]

Or we can be on a subreddit if it's stupid enough, but sure I see the vision

[deceitfulfuck]

We succeeded, it's on YouTube

[pukicho]

I just napped in bed with a ray of sunlight cast upon me. Man, this is cats shit. I get it cats. That's rpretty good.

[deceitfulfuck]

The question "Is pukicho a feline creature" remains unanswered

[deceitfulfuck]

hey i have these two gates i need two guards for and i already have one would you be at all interested in the other position?

Nooooo..?

[bone-enjoyers]

great. remember if anyone comes by they're only allowed to ask either of you one question

[deceitfulfuck]

Understood

[deceitfulfuck]

hey i have these two gates i need two guards for and i already have one would you be at all interested in the other position?

Nooooo..?

[deceitfulfuck]

What is your username again? I forgot

Trustable-individual

[pukicho]

Just had an evil thought. I am morally compromised. Even though I disagreed with it, I still thought it. I cannot be trusted.

[deceitfulfuck]

Cannot be trusted indeed

[pukicho]

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

[pukicho]

[pukicho]

Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.

[twentychildreninawashingmachine]

i thought they were bees.

[pukicho]

oh my fucking god. oh my god. it can't possibly look like that to you

[deceitfulfuck]

I totally didn't think it was a normal wolf sitting on a cat bed

[pukicho]

Just saw a fish get his head torn asunder by a massive cleaver. Hope he’s okay.

[deceitfulfuck]

He's okay

[pukicho]

how many apples is five apples

Five apples!!!

[deceitfulfuck]

Six apples;

[pukicho]

No one has ever made money

[deceitfulfuck]

That is a true, verified fact

[hourlycatphotos]

[deceitfulfuck]

They won't stop pouring out of the facet

[ocean-isopod-offical]

Make your decisions very carefully…

[deceitfulfuck]

Well shii, this sure is a hard decision

Totally deffinetly 100% factually true

[deceitfulfuck]

My birthday

[deceitfulfuck]

I love lying on the internet