Shadow Milk Cookie

Actor, playwright, poet!

[deceitfulll]

Welcome, folks! Ready for some giggles?

Why, if you don't know me already, I am Shadow Milk Cookie! Master of deceit, actor, playwright, poet, jester!

I'm ... also stuck here. Pah! I'll find somethin' to do in the meantime!

HEH! I need this... I REALLY DO!

"Magic Anon" is on! Same goes for Musharna Mail, Malice, et cetera, et cetera... Pelipper Mail encouraged heavily! I've not a boundary, so play with me however you wish!

This blog is a Shadow Milk Cookie faller, though anyone can interact with her. He was sent through time and space... to Paldea, where she's like three feet tall and mad about it.

Low stakes, but potentially going medium-stake.

Selfshippers and muses interested in ships are very welcome for interaction. I'll totally do that

Here's her team.

Candy and Sapphire - Two Mr. Mimes. Sapphire is the blue one. They fight a lot.

Tricks - Shiny Brionne. His starter. Mysteriously acquired upon landing in Paldea.

Blacephalon - One jester to another. She may not have friends, but hey, they're buddies? Mysteriously acquired upon landing in Paldea.

Milk - Her Milcery. They met on her first day here.

White Lie - Mimikyu. Shadow Milk claims to have seen underneath her fake body, though that could be a lie in itself!

[deceitfulll]

HAHA! I WILL

I will be FEARED

People will TREMBLE

I WILL BE A GOD

Once MORE !

HAHAAHAHAA!!!!! Oh, the POWER! And to THINK I was just sympathizing with these lowly BUUUUGS!

[skyfire-the-watcher]

I think perhaps a hobby would be good for you.

[deceitfulll]

A hobby? This is my hobby.

[skyfire-the-watcher]

Perhaps you could play a video game. Like Minecraft.

[deceitfulll]

NO! I HATE the mines!

[skyfire-the-watcher]

Well it's not just mining. You don't even have to do it at all if you don't want

[deceitfulll]

Can I build a stunning empire of deceit?

[deceitfulll]

well, hey, diamond leggings sound pretty slay. much worse things could have been revealed by your pants falling down

I have no dick and balls. I have tricks and balls.

Trust me, Witches are really weird about that kind of thing. I know that they reproduce by-

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[deceitfulll]

HAHA! I WILL

I will be FEARED

People will TREMBLE

I WILL BE A GOD

Once MORE !

HAHAAHAHAA!!!!! Oh, the POWER! And to THINK I was just sympathizing with these lowly BUUUUGS!

[skyfire-the-watcher]

I think perhaps a hobby would be good for you.

[deceitfulll]

A hobby? This is my hobby.

[skyfire-the-watcher]

Perhaps you could play a video game. Like Minecraft.

[deceitfulll]

NO! I HATE the mines!

[deceitfulll]

Ok man whatever you say

Someone gave me clothes. I forgot to tie these sweatpants and they fell down mid-evil plot revealing my diamond leggings. The ENTIRE FIT WAS THROWN OFF! Someone is going to die.

[deceitfulll]

HAHA! I WILL

I will be FEARED

People will TREMBLE

I WILL BE A GOD

Once MORE !

HAHAAHAHAA!!!!! Oh, the POWER! And to THINK I was just sympathizing with these lowly BUUUUGS!

[skyfire-the-watcher]

I think perhaps a hobby would be good for you.

[deceitfulll]

A hobby? This is my hobby.

[justcollectingsomecreatures]

What region did you land in? Because if it's Paldea then I feel like poke-battling with Nemona would do wonders for ya.

[deceitfulll]

With WHO? And yes, Paldea! I'm going to ...! To WRACK THIS PLACE WITH DECEIT!

[deceitfulll]

HAHA! I WILL

I will be FEARED

People will TREMBLE

I WILL BE A GOD

Once MORE !

HAHAAHAHAA!!!!! Oh, the POWER! And to THINK I was just sympathizing with these lowly BUUUUGS!

[skyfire-the-watcher]

I think perhaps a hobby would be good for you.

[deceitfulll]

A hobby? This is my hobby.

[deceitfulll]

HAHA! I WILL

I will be FEARED

People will TREMBLE

I WILL BE A GOD

Once MORE !

HAHAAHAHAA!!!!! Oh, the POWER! And to THINK I was just sympathizing with these lowly BUUUUGS!

[deceitfulll]

For the first time in eternity, I laughed. Not, sarcastically, or as part of some plot coming to fruition.

I was laying on a bed, kicking my feet like a newdough. Typing over and over to these...

Why do I feel like this?

[deceitfulll]

what even is a shadow milk. Like what does that taste like

Only the sweetest of lies!

...blueberries.

[deceitfulll]

Candy saw a Mudsbray eating Figy Berries...

[deceitfulll]

Flutter Mane Mail!

A pouch containing 20 Dark Tera Shards, 10 Pokeballs, and 20 Quick balls.

Huh-?

Oh! Oooh! Ha HA! Yes! This will help NICELY!

[deceitfulll]

Gyros are ... nice? I GUESS.

[deceitfulll]

You ever seen a Voltorb blow up another Voltorb?

Me neither! HA!